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Robin Williams is a genius!!

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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Robin Williams has a Plan

You gotta love Robin Williams...

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ...what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.



Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:


1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.



2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us here.

We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in the fence.



3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.



4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.

Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.



5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.



7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)



8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.



9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.



10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE... Now, ain't that a winner of a
plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
me?'"





:D
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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I like it. Especially the bit about becoming self-sufficient for energy. That would take a bit more than drilling in Alaska.

I somehow think the US would miss the rest of the world more than the rest of the world would miss the US in the end. Isn't that why isolationism was abandoned?

Good rant.
 

RhinofromWA

Brevity R Us
Aug 16, 2001
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Lynnwood, WA
I am hoping that was part of a stand up routine....:think:

I could argue, but why?

(wierd even "Da Horn" thinks that crap is over the top)

did Robin W write it ....where didyou get it from? Is this another R Williams from Hooboken or something :D

I don't think the US would like being a island unto ourselves....but that is me. Most those ideas have some merrit behind them take them to extremes making them absolute rubish.

RW could probably deliver it in a routine quite well....he is a short man with alot of energy. You must fear those men....
 

RhinofromWA

Brevity R Us
Aug 16, 2001
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Lynnwood, WA
Originally posted by fluff
I like it. Especially the bit about becoming self-sufficient for energy. That would take a bit more than drilling in Alaska.

I somehow think the US would miss the rest of the world more than the rest of the world would miss the US in the end. Isn't that why isolationism was abandoned?

Good rant.
Yeah. definately take more than drilling in Alaska.

I kept picturing Russia/USSR when reading that.....not exactly sure why.
 

HippieKai

Pretty Boy....That's right, BOY!
Oct 7, 2002
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Originally posted by sirknight6
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

haha....thats a good one!
To bad China would just buy it all and store it for when they have a population double in like 5 years or so:eek:

I have herd similar routiens from RW that make we just about wet myslef. He is a funny man and i like this stuff.
 

ito

Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong
Oct 3, 2003
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Originally posted by RhinofromWA
I kept picturing Russia/USSR when reading that.....not exactly sure why.
I was thinking Japan.....yes, let's ignore the entire globalization thing.

Dumb, there's a reason it's net trash.

I do like the part about the Statue of Liberty with a baseball bat, funny picture.

The Ito