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Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
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I'm saving my dough for porn fantasy camp and any medical attention I might need afterward.

EDIT: Kip Winger???

I'd be cool meeting Dave Mason.
 
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jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I would go just so I could punch Kip Winger in the dick.

Dave Ellefson would be cool to meet, I have been a big fan since prom night 1987.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
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Nov 7, 2001
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Looks like I'm going!

http://www.rockcamp.com/hollywood2010.html

OMFG, I'm gonna get to meet Michael Anthony, Rudy Sarzo, and Dave Ellefson, along with Lita Ford, Bret Michaels, Steven Adler, Ace Frehley, Bruce Kulick, Gary Hoey, Ritchie Kotzen, and then some!!!!!!!!!

hey, tell Sarzo to hook me up w/ a photo for the BOC show in March out here...their mgmt denied me last time.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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I will see what I can do for all the kicking/photo/bleach requests. I'm sure I can't get away with the ultra-violence, sine VH1 will be filming me. Yeah, I'm not paying for the camp like some chump, I'm gonna be filmed for TV... like a bigger chump :D

srsly, I'm fvcking stoked as can be!!!
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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I will see what I can do for all the kicking/photo/bleach requests. I'm sure I can't get away with the ultra-violence, sine VH1 will be filming me. Yeah, I'm not paying for the camp like some chump, I'm gonna be filmed for TV... like a bigger chump :D

srsly, I'm fvcking stoked as can be!!!
I'll be sure to tivo every episode.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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also, once (if) the show airs, I will be sure to get on the VH1 message boards and inform them of your proper name of "poop deck edgar" :busted:
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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Well, I did it. I spent a week hanging with some of the biggest rock stars on the planet. I got grouped up with four other solid musicians and we wrote and recorded and performed an original song, along with a few covers. I got to play on stage with some BIG names, and got a few tips on bass playing from Rudy Sarzo and Billy Sheehan.

I'm not allowed to say much about it, since I did it for TV and signed a contract. I will say, that I had a Jack and Coke with the one guy in metal that should have his face on a bottle of Jack and Coke premix (if they made and sold such things).

The final product won't air until July, but I'm sure it will be stunning.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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Well, I did it. I spent a week hanging with some of the biggest rock stars on the planet. I got grouped up with four other solid musicians and we wrote and recorded and performed an original song, along with a few covers. I got to play on stage with some BIG names, and got a few tips on bass playing from Rudy Sarzo and Billy Sheehan.

I'm not allowed to say much about it, since I did it for TV and signed a contract. I will say, that I had a Jack and Coke with the one guy in metal that should have his face on a bottle of Jack and Coke premix (if they made and sold such things).

The final product won't air until July, but I'm sure it will be stunning.

Killer! My guess is Lemmy.

And I'm pretty sure there is a pre-mixed Jack and cola on the market.


Let us know when it airs!!!
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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I'm not saying one of you is right, but I will say that one of you is wrong.

Also, Brett Michaels is a super nice guy. I'm not sure if he has always been that nice, but man, you can't help but like the man when you meet him face to face.

Also, Gary Hoey is a damn fine human being too. My mom about fell over when she got to meet him, and he introduced us to his entire family. Not only that, but that fvcker can rip a solo like nobody's business.
 

jonKranked

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Also, Brett Michaels is a super nice guy. I'm not sure if he has always been that nice, but man, you can't help but like the man when you meet him face to face.
Providing you can even see his face past all the sparkle from his Ed Hardy bedazzled clothing :busted:
 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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It's ALIVE!!!

http://www.vh1.com/shows/rock_n_roll_fantasy_camp/series.jhtml#moreinfo



About Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp This five episode series documents the real life dream inside every music fan -- becoming a rock star! In Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp we'll follow 12 musicians ready to step out of their lives as 9 to 5'ers, truck drivers, teachers, dads and husbands and onto the stage. Over one week, our campers will form bands and rehearse...culminating in a live performance at an iconic venue their own rock idols have conquered. With a few hiccups along the way, the journey will be anything but dull...fights will erupt and stage fright will ensue, ensuring that only those with rock n' roll in their blood will make it!

As if that doesn't sound hard enough, these campers will be learning the ropes from rock gods including Ace Frehley, Michael Anthony, Lita Ford, Lemmy Kilmister, Matt Sorum, Eddie Kramer, and Bret Michaels. Our camp counselors/rock stars Rudy Sarzo, Kip Winger and Mark Hudson will be doling out tough love to the wannabe rockers...but what doesn't kill them makes them stronger. We'll see campers evolve from quiet nice guy to loud sexy frontman...timid drummer to a drum-pounding rock hero...wannabe Slash to an ax-slinging force to be reckoned with...!

After being schooled by music legends, our campers will be taken out and shown how to dress the part. With the music know-how, looks and rock star swagger falling into place, we'll watch them take the stage in front of a live audience. Will they pass the test and be flocked with groupies...or booed off the stage? The stakes are high as the band voted best by the fans will win the opportunity rock fans can only dream about -- a once in a lifetime performance with a legendary rock artist.
 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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Kip and I did not get along. Though he defrosted for a moment when he saw that I play the same brand of bass as he does.

Kip - "How many Warwick basses do you have?"
mandown - "Two."
Kip - "They sponsor me."
uncomfortable pause...
we part ways.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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Kip and I did not get along. Though he defrosted for a moment when he saw that I play the same brand of bass as he does.

Kip - "How many Warwick basses do you have?"
mandown - "Two."
Kip - "They sponsor me."
uncomfortable pause...
we part ways.
i can't wait to see the outcome of Poopdeck Repost learning to "Dress the part" :rofl:
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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the fashion makeover was fantastic. i'm sure there will be plenty of screen captures converted into embarassing moments that will live on forever here on the innertewbz.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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did you talk Lemmy into doing a suspension? or use one of your hooks to steal bret michaels hairpiece?
i did have a fantastic moment with Lemmy that I hope makes it on screen. i can't say much, but i will say that i started doing something and then said "what if Lemmy sees me doing this." moments later, he walked in and i got a brief but quality WTF moment with Mr. Motorhead.
 

bizutch

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Dec 11, 2001
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Over your shoulder whispering
Since his name has been cast out, I now have to admit that in 8th grade, we had a very basic computer program assignment to make a picture and program the color, etc.

I made the Winger logo because it was cool. And while it pains me to say that Billy Rae Cyrus' metal head cousin is a damn good guitarist, his face says DOUCHE! But...cool logo.:thumb:


"Speaking of Kip Winger....Summers Eve!.......................................Douche!"

:rofl:
 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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Since his name has been cast out, I now have to admit that in 8th grade, we had a very basic computer program assignment to make a picture and program the color, etc.

I made the Winger logo because it was cool. And while it pains me to say that Billy Rae Cyrus' metal head cousin is a damn good guitarist, his face says DOUCHE! But...cool logo.:thumb:


"Speaking of Kip Winger....Summers Eve!.......................................Douche!"

:rofl:
haha! i had no idea he had been in Alice Cooper's band years ago. I was a big Cooper fan as a kid, and I kinda had to admit that Kip deserved some respect for that. :shocked: :rant: :shocked: