[Mo(n)arch]

Well, the trails are a little too smooth I guess...

 

[jonKranked]

 

[slimshady]

A comment on NSMB sums up my thoughts: If a guy can rollerblade through them, the trails have been dumbed down to the extreme.

 

[dump]

But imagine the rollover he would have with 29" wheels!

 

[Westy]

But imagine the rollover he would have with 29" wheels!

You will still need 6" of travel to smooth out the disturbances from the knobs on the tires.

 

[dump]

You will still need 6" of travel to smooth out the disturbances from the knobs on the tires.

Good point. At that standover, he'd probably need some knee pads, a helmet and some troy lee pajamas.

 

[Westy]

Good point. At that standover, he'd probably need some knee pads, a helmet and some troy lee pajamas.

Lets not forget a dropper post so you can get full leg extension when pushing your bike back up the hill.

 

[StiHacka]

I blame the lizard people.

 

[FlipSide]

I saw a guy riding these abominations once at the local pumptrack. The situation was handled peacefully and no words were exchanged. I don't recall any eye contact to occur either. Eventually, the specimen decided to leave on its own.

It looked sketchy as hell and supremely boring compared to a dialed race BMX.

 

[boostindoubles]

That is one serious fruit booter.

 

[TrumbullHucker]

this is disturbing

 

[WestCoastHucker]

hahahaha!!! fuckin hipster retard...

 

[Nick]

[joke]What's the hardest part of rollerblading on the North Shore?

 

[4130biker]

Internet gods, we need the crash reel for this PLEEEEAAAASE.

I feel it would be a cathartic experience for our community with all that we have been going through. (Plus bikes, reptilian take over, VPP leverage rate graphs, etc)

 

[4130biker]

[joke]What's the hardest part of rollerblading on the North Shore?

I don't know...What is it?

 

[Jeremy R]

[joke]What's the hardest part of rollerblading on the North Shore?

Showing your father you are gay with visual proof.

 

[Gallain]

Finally found something I dislike more then recumbents.

 

[FlipSide]

Now the Snowblades aficionados can be hated all year round.

 

[StiHacka]

[joke]What's the hardest part of rollerblading on the North Shore?

Not getting any sand in your vagina?

 

[dan-o]

A comment on NSMB sums up my thoughts: If a guy can rollerblade through them, the trails have been dumbed down to the extreme.

I'm not disagreeing, but also in the nsmb comments was the fact that particular trail was designed for handicapped riders like Tara Llanes.

 

[slimshady]

I'm not disagreeing, but also in the nsmb comments was the fact that particular trail was designed for handicapped riders like Tara Llanes.

Ah, good point. I saw just the first two or thee comments there.

 

[ICEBALL585]

Aggressive inline skating is back? I thought that sport died out years ago.

 

[Bikael Molton]

Aggressive inline skating is back? I thought that sport died out years ago.

It probably never left Canadia.

 

[William42]

plus side, those trails are built pretty well if hard thin wheels didn't tear it to shreds and completely destroy all the berms, which it didn't look like that did.

 

[jonKranked]

It probably never left Canadia.

do they still have mountain boarding too?

 

[Bikael Molton]

^ I don't even want to know.

 

[StiHacka]

Next sport - curling on the northshore.

 

[FlipSide]

Next sport - curling on the northshore.

Shuffleboard on the Shore!

 

[Jim Mac]

Gawd, those trails look like modern BMX tracks - all soiltac'ed and all!

 

[wydopen]

^ I don't even want to know.

You gotta admit that NWD 2 mountain board segment was pretty sweet...

 

[SDet]

Yeah, that trail was not a part of the GG North Wet (But ready to light on fire) tour.

 

[kidwoo]

I don't know...What is it?

Telling (with a straight face) all the dorks that live in vancouver you just rollerskated that shit they own a 7 grand bike to ride, eh?

 

[kidwoo]

You gotta admit that NWD 2 mountain board segment was pretty sweet...

I definitely do not have to ever, in my life, till my dying day, admit that.

 

[Da Peach]

Oh crap. Cat's outta the bag.

Get a spot on the bandwagon while there's still room!

It won't be the coolest sport out there for long.

 

[TrumbullHucker]

i wonder how long of trail they buffed out for this edit..

please tell me they machined the fuk out of this trail for the edit