[dexter]

well its been two months and they keep doing it anytime im not home. we have talked about it multiple times but anytime someone is drunk and wants something they pick the lock and come in. im moving out shortly but was wondering if any of you guys or gals had any good suggestions for rigging the door for slight pain/embarrasement/etc etc. let me know if you have any ideas or suggestions. im thinking a tazer on the knob would be a nice feature or a low powered bb gun to the shins. i know this sounds bad but hey, iv tried everything else

 

[chicodude]

Why don't you beat the crap out of them when they steal your stuff in the first place?

 

[zahgurim]

Take out the doorknob and put on a deadbolt.

 

[sanjuro]

Why don't you beat the crap out of them when they steal your stuff in the first place?

imwithstupid

 

[BMXman]

Take out the doorknob and put on a deadbolt.

taadaa.....D

 

[maxyedor]

Combine the first 2 ideas and your onto something.

 

[PatBranch]

Good idea max!

 

[binary visions]

Take out the doorknob and put on a deadbolt.

Winner.

 

[firetoole]

put a hook in the celing neer the middle of the room and tie a rope to it. Then attach something heavy like a bowling ball make it swing about crotch level in the doorway then tie fishing line to it and attach that to the wall pulling th item back in the air and then tie a string to the door nob and then to the fishing line in a way that it will break when he opens the door

if you want to get intense use a pully system

 

[Dartman]

put a hook in the celing neer the middle of the room and tie a rope to it. Then attach something heavy like a bowling ball make it swing about crotch level in the doorway then tie fishing line to it and attach that to the wall pulling th item back in the air and then tie a string to the door nob and then to the fishing line in a way that it will break when he opens the door

if you want to get intense use a pully system

Getting drunk and forgetting you did all that....priceless!

 

[robdamanii]

Rabid badger cage opens when you open the door.

 

[MudGrrl]

buy lots of porn.



leave it in the living room.

 

[robdamanii]

buy lots of porn.



leave it in the living room.

Fat granny porn or just regular old gay porn?

 

[JapaneseZero]

go steal all of their stuff and lock it in the bathroom. see if you can move their entire rooms into a bathroom or lockable closet and put a dead bolt on that... or just poop on their pillow.

 

[Westy]

Buy a disposable camera and rip out the circuit for the flash. Wire up the flash to either side of the doorknob and rig something up to trigger it when the door is opened.

Similar boobie traps can be make with buckets of water over the doorway and a tripwire. I'd have fun with this.

 

[DRB]

angry pirate

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

get a bb gun and drill a hole though your door and instad of pushing the pin to open your door they pull the trigger and get shot in the face.

 

[Reactor]

angry pirate

and drb for the win.

 

[eaterofdog]

You really need to stop posting on RM about it and start getting pissed. You are going to be a victim your whole life if you let people treat you like this. You don't need tasers or buckets of water, you need to knock someone's front teeth out, or at least try. No one will respect you if you don't respect yourself.

 

[MMike]

Dig a hole, cover with palm leaves....in the hole? A TIGER!

 

[splat]

Now Need to do something so he can open the door with out getting killed/mained.

so Lets just got back to some basics , Simple Cheap and easy to do ,

Just lay down a good old garden rake just in side the door. that way you know enough to side step it , while they step on the rake and get it in the face , the old fasion way !

 

[jonKranked]

make sure you leave them an upper decker when you move out.

 

[JapaneseZero]

make sure you leave them an upper decker when you move out.

YES!!! i did this to my office one time...

 

[Cooter Brown]

hire a ninja to stay in your room, when they break in, POW! BLAM! SPLAT! BOOM!

It'll be like the old school Batman in there

 

[mdc]

Back in the day my buddies had a roomate that was always sneaking into the kitchen late night and eating their food. We got even by buying a box of ExLax tablets (24 tabs) powdering them and making chocolate chip cookies laced with ExLAx (about 12 cookies). That night we left them on the kitchen table, the next morning all but 3 were gone. I thought we were gonna have to bring the guy to the hospital because we was sooo sick the next day. So my vote is for poisoning ( just make sure you don't kill them)..

 

[jonKranked]

replace "ninja" with "puma" or "grizzly bear" and i think you're on to something

 

[BurlyShirley]

Sack up and threaten beatings.

 

[zedro]

replace "ninja" with "puma" or "grizzly bear" and i think you're on to something

bears arent very well house-trained and would probably just destroy the room, get sleepy and take a nap. And I'm not sure how much of a threat running shoes would be, even if rank....

 

[stinky six]

Either of these should work

 

[psychobiker]

those little alarms you stick to windows will work big buzz killer when the alarm goes off. cheap and effective. spring loaded baseball bat open door door pulls string wich releases catch......and its outta there

 

[golgiaparatus]

Fix a machette to a metal pipe and fix the pipe to a hinge and a spring. Attach spring to door with a release... when door is opened spring and machette are loaded and retracted, when the door reaches a certain point it releases machette and, depending on sharpness of blade and strength of spring either cuts into shins or cuts off legs.

I did this to my roommate in college because he kept eating my peanut butter. He was so mad at me that he picked up his foot and started trying to beat me with it.

 

[jonKranked]

why not just straight up beat the sh*t out of them some night when they're drunk?

 

[firetoole]

also if they have girlfriends you could always leave a thong on the floor when they come over

and when you move out you shoud get the worst cheap colone you can find and some tampons and soak them in a container for like a week, then place them all over the place ie heating duct, celing tiles under couches.

 

[InsideMan]

pschyological operations works well and youre not breaking the law. get into their heads, use your imagination. Remember the tounge is mightier than the sword.

 

[robdamanii]

Piss on their f*cking rug. I'm sure it ties the room together.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

The tounge is mightier than the sword.

That's what she said...

 

[Mizzle]

Just pump their girlfriends...
Make a tape of it and say you'll put it on the web

Seriously, not much you can really do short of physical harm. Break into their room when their asleep.

Get a male blowup doll, and a jar of mayo smear it around, and gay pron: place it next to them. Proceed to take pics and post them on campus or teabag em, and post pics of that. Sounds like it's time for some blackmail.

Stick their toothbrushin your bum.
Pee in their shampoo.
If thet've got some food in the fridge pee in that.oster_oops:

Put ants or other biting bug into their bed. When their drunk and pass out it'll be to late and they'll get eaten alive. **** in their bed. Piss in their closet.

If they work go to their jobs and **** it up for them. Plant Canibus in their room and call the cops.

If they ride fill their bike with water or sand.oster_oops:

Seriously their is a lot of **** you can do to retaliate if your pissed off enough. Remember though Karma follows. What goes around comes around.

Or simply get a deadbolt, I've found that during my college days which i'm soon leaving that talking with some of the ignorant asshat roommates doesn't work. Luckily i'm 200+ with a good build and always could use the threat of physical harm.


Edit: brake cleaner on the car = no more paint
Sharpie their face when drunk and blame someone else.
Mizz

 

[Certified Drunk]

I think this would work!

Borrowed picture

 

[H8R]

• Change your doorknob to a deadbolt.
• Remove the doorknobs from the roommates doors.
• Put doorknobs in a pillowcase.
• Wait till roommates fall asleep drunk.
• Beat roommates with doorknobs in pillowcase.
• Spraypaint now unconscious roommates completely black.
• Leave roommates out on highway at night after a blind turn.
• Go home and drink their beer.

 

[kidwoo]

Life sized statue of hasselhoff au naturale as the first thing seen in the room.