[Broken_Spoke]

Alright so I was on vaction in Colorado for 3 days going to Winter Park, Keystone, and Vail. In Keystone I burnt my leg on my rotor and then went to the bluegrass and beer fest that was going on and the group I was with there was a local girl and one of my friends was talking wiht a friend and was telling him about the rotor burn I got and the girl then goes 'hey let me see your burn' so I show her and then she goes 'wow that is really cool' This proves the theory that chicks dig wounds/scars. Then about 30 min. later another girl was with our group and she was tossing popcorn in the air to see who could catch it in their mouth. Now this is where being sober actually helped me because out of the 3 guys she tried to get catch popcorn I was the only one that could and on the first try no less. Yay for good looking women rotor burns and popcorn catching

 

[Joe Pozer]

ok...

he stole one of your stories

 

[Reactor]

This thread is worthless with pics.

 

[dwaugh]

So are you telling me, without directly saying it, that I should try crashing more/getting more scars?? Because... uummmm, yeah....

 

[Pau11y]

Of all things to go rubbin' up against when your DHing, what on this green earth would possess you to go rubbing up against a smokin' hot rotor?

 

[DHS]

This thread is worthless with pics.

ditto

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Of all things to go rubbin' up against when your DHing, what on this green earth would possess you to go rubbing up against a smokin' hot rotor?

wasn't my choice I washed out on a turn

 

[Broken_Spoke]

This thread is worthless with pics.

of all the times I had to leave my digital camera in the truck

 

[Broken_Spoke]

So are you telling me, without directly saying it, that I should try crashing more/getting more scars?? Because... uummmm, yeah....

Yes because chicks dig carnage

 

[dwaugh]

See, this is why I never wear shorts!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Yeah...... but did you *get* any?

 

[Broken_Spoke]

See, this is why I never wear shorts!

or is it because you have girly legs

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Yeah...... but did you *get* any?

I am not ashamed to say that I didn't

 

[SkaredShtles]

I am not ashamed to say that I didn't

Because you're gay?

NTTAWWT.

 

[dwaugh]

or is it because you have girly legs

When I was little and learning to ride I crashed hard, was dragged on my knee on pavement and have a big scar there (underneath some newer ones that I got through my pants). And believe it or not I have hardly worn shorts since. I wore them once last summer inside my house. Otherwise, just call me wierd.

 

[SkaredShtles]

When I was little and learning to ride I crashed hard, was dragged on my knee on pavement and have a big scar there (underneath some newer ones that I got through my pants). And believe it or not I have hardly worn shorts since. I wore them once last summer inside my house. Otherwise, just call me wierd.

You're weird.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Because you're gay?

NTTAWWT.

no because I'm saving myself

 

[SkaredShtles]

no because I'm saving myself

Can't find any chicks that'll sleep witcha, eh?

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Can't find any chicks that'll sleep witcha, eh?

dude with the college I go to and the truck I drive finding chicks to sleep with me wouldn't be a problem

 

[Polandspring88]

Can't find any chicks that'll sleep witcha, eh?

Naw, he is waiting until he can release a tsunami of love from his overflowing loins. Something like what utterly annihilated Atlantis shall envelop his lover and he will collapse with relief. I think thats what he meant at least...

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Naw, he is waiting until he can release a tsunami of love from his overflowing loins. Something like what utterly annihilated Atlantis shall envelop his lover and he will collapse with relief. I think thats what he meant at least...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow

 

[skinny mike]

dude with the college I go to and the truck I drive finding chicks to sleep with me wouldn't be a problem

well if you use my friends [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] logic, anything that happens in college doesnt count towards that. he actually said that to me and my other friend agreed with him. and i wonder why i feel smart around them.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

well if you use my friends [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] logic, anything that happens in college doesnt count towards that. he actually said that to me and my other friend agreed with him. and i wonder why i feel smart around them.

I feel smarter than a lot of people in college and I have only completed my first year

 

[SkaredShtles]

I feel smarter than a lot of people in college and I have only completed my first year

Don't get too full of yourself.

Just about everyone on the planet is a dolt. It's sad but true.

 

[stinkyboy]

Check out the big brain on Brad!

 

[DRB]

he stole one of your stories

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Excellent.

 

[robdamanii]

Naw, he is waiting until he can release a tsunami of love from his overflowing loins. Something like what utterly annihilated Atlantis shall envelop his lover and he will collapse with relief. I think thats what he meant at least...

You watch too many porno movies. Cut down bro, cut down...

 

[hooples3]

Alright so I was on vaction in Colorado for 3 days going to Winter Park, Keystone, and Vail. In Keystone I burnt my leg on my rotor and then went to the bluegrass and beer fest that was going on and the group I was with there was a local girl and one of my friends was talking wiht a friend and was telling him about the rotor burn I got and the girl then goes 'hey let me see your burn' so I show her and then she goes 'wow that is really cool' This proves the theory that chicks dig wounds/scars. Then about 30 min. later another girl was with our group and she was tossing popcorn in the air to see who could catch it in their mouth. Now this is where being sober actually helped me because out of the 3 guys she tried to get catch popcorn I was the only one that could and on the first try no less. Yay for good looking women rotor burns and popcorn catching

hmm guess that means being clumsy and having a big mouth is good

 

[Changleen]

When I was little and learning to ride I crashed hard, was dragged on my knee on pavement and have a big scar there (underneath some newer ones that I got through my pants). And believe it or not I have hardly worn shorts since. I wore them once last summer inside my house. Otherwise, just call me wierd.

I'm with you man. Shorts suck. And I have huge, hairy musclebound manly legs. They're a little pale though...

 

[JRB]

Don't get too full of yourself.

Just about everyone on the planet is a dolt. It's sad but true.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm with you man. Shorts suck. And I have huge, hairy musclebound manly legs. They're a little pale though...

Must be pretty temperate where you live, eh? I'd burst into flames if I wore pants most of the time here.

 

[bluebug32]

Yes because chicks dig carnage

Oh yeah...chicks dig the smell of burning flesh

 

[SkaredShtles]

Oh yeah...chicks dig the smell of burning flesh

What about disembowelments? Do chicks dig those?

Or decapitations? I'll be chicks *swoon* over those.

 

[robdamanii]

Oh yeah...chicks dig the smell of burning flesh

Depends WHERE it's burning.

 

[bluebug32]

Or decapitations? I'll be chicks *swoon* over those.

Totally, that's my favorite pickup line: "Hey, you seem to have severed your leg in two pieces back there, why don't I pick it up for you, baby?"

 

[robdamanii]

Totally, that's my favorite pickup line: "Hey, you seem to have severed your leg in two pieces back there, why don't I pick it up for you, baby?"

Better than
"Did it hurt?"
'What?"
"When you fell from heaven, you angel?"

 

[Changleen]

Must be pretty temperate where you live, eh? I'd burst into flames if I wore pants most of the time here.

Yup. I think they came here and wrote the definition of temperate. Right after they did 'Windy'.