Oh, look what arrived in today's shipment of dildos.
Oh, look what arrived in today's shipment of dildos.
They misspelled Douchette.
there's going to be a black hole of derp in oregonIs this the new "last post wins a derp" thread?
A self-proclaimed "U.S. Superior Court judge" who has been involved in past property rights protests in other states arrived Tuesday in Burns with plans to convene an extra-legal "citizens grand jury" that he said will review evidence that public officials may have committed crimes.
We call that Medford, but this is a close second.there's going to be a black hole of derp in oregon
Last Patriot to leave the visitor center wins all the dildos and a lifetime supply of gummy cocks.Is this the new "last post wins a derp" thread?
Awe goddammit, now there may not be enough dicks to go around.
Short Oath Keepers Statement on this Standoff
I will post a longer statement later, but for now, here is a brief statement on this situation, in general:
Oath Keepers adamantly opposes the armed takeover of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge. This is not in keeping with the moral imperative of only using force in defense when people’s lives are at stake, as at Bundy Ranch in 2014. In this case, neither the Hammonds nor their neighbors were in imminent threat of being murdered, and neither the Hammonds nor their neighbors asked for any form of armed standoff. In fact, they oppose it. This is being done by outsiders who misled and deceived locals, deceived the Hammonds, and deceived the patriot movement by luring them in with a peaceful rally and then attempting to rope them into a premeditated, manufactured armed standoff. Both Ammon Bundy and Ryan Payne (who we suspect is an agent provocateur) told the locals in the Committee of Safety, at a public town hall meeting on December 15, that they, the locals on the committee, would be making the decisions on what was to be done, how, and when. That was a lie, as they were already staging their men and supplies in the area to takeover the wildlife refuge, and had already planned out this takeover of the federal facility at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge. By doing this, they have given Obama the best New Years present he could hope for – an example of militia movement/patriot aggression, which gives up the high ground while also having the least credibility and support from the locals possible, after lying to them, and also the least support from the patriot community, who were also blind-sided by Ammon and Ryan Payne.
However, as much as we oppose what Ammon Bundy and Ryan Payne have done, we must warn the Obama Administration that it does not have free reign to “Waco” the people in this standoff by using deadly military force, such as an SOD-X, Delta Force, or the FBI HRT to kill them all. The Federal government must respect their right to due process and do all it can to end this standoff peacefully, without loss of life. It must treat it like the Freeman standoff, not the Waco standoff. There will be no more free Wacos, as Mike Vanderbgh, Founder of the Three Percenter movement puts it. Treat this with kid gloves or risk a civil war.
Stewart Rhodes
Founder and President of Oath Keepers
Kill two birds with one stone.Next they're going to try to barter the dildos for snacks
And Darwin thread. And if we were to ever start a misspelling thread...
That is a headstone quote FTW.
He gone to be with Jesus.
Is he going to try and take jesus' sidearm in a drunken rage?That is a headstone quote FTW.
Do you mean to imply that you don't carry an anal backup for your backup? n00b.I wonder if he hides a tertiary firearm in his anus, just in case his first two are taken away from him.
You know what they're gonna need with all those dicks and all that time? 50 gallons of lube!:
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
Spend that 10 bucks on beer.I have $10 that isnt doing anything...who wants to send some lube?
A Chicago-based designer posted an online order he made on Wednesday for a 55-gallon drum of "passion" lubricant costing more than $1,000 and addressed: "ATTN. OREGON MILITIA."
Election circus in process...Indeed.
Power still seems to be on.
While I did not expect them to go all Putin on them - martyrs not required and all that...
But still - come on - this siege seems to be a bit lax.
Fluffy Unicorn is down - I repeat - Fluffy Unicorn is down.I wonder if it was fluffy unicorn that got tagged?:
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/protester_arrested_in_burns_dr.html
Ya, I kinda noticed.Election circus in process...
Have you noticed us getting anything done recently?Ya, I kinda noticed.
Still wondering how do yous guys get anything done, when every 18mos-2yrs out of 4 is Big Top Time?
Not much beyond, the the rollback of worker protections, environment protections, voter suppression, gerrymandering and ag-gag laws.Have you noticed us getting anything done recently?
I've mentioned that book here before, and it ought to be required reading for anyone living west of the Mississippi.As Marc Reisner details in his history Cadillac Desert
Was interesting. Makes me want to read the Cadillac Desert book
It is part of a catch and release program. Returning him to his natural environment, jail.Fluffy Unicorn is down - I repeat - Fluffy Unicorn is down.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bundy-bodyguard-arrested