[MudGrrl]

So, yesterday I was running.
I ran around some neighborhoods, up some hills, around a lake, and into some woods (I like trees and running trails)...

I slowed down to cross over a fallen log, and off to my left I heard something... so, I looked........




and two people were totally gettin' it on 10 ft away from me.
Up against a tree, pants around ankles, shirts pulled up.

She looked like Mila Kunis with a bruise on her right butt cheek.


So, I kept running, quite amused with the whole event..........
OMGF says I should have plopped myself down on a log and watched.

What would you have done?

 

[PonySoldier]

Plopped down on a log and watched...

 

[MudGrrl]

'scuse me, could you do that again.....?

Ya know... where you lightly slapped her @ss?

 

[JRB]

I always think that I would stop and talk.

 

[LordOpie]

Offered a tip.

 

[MudGrrl]

HA HA HA HA HA


"Excuse me, but have you eaten at that Mexican restaurant over there? The Margaritas are absolutely delicious...."

 

[MudGrrl]

Offered a tip.

He definitely looked like he was having more fun than her.


"Touch her nips.... she'll like it"

 

[dhbuilder]

well,
at least it was a guy and girl.

 

[JRB]

He definitely looked like he was having more fun than her.


"Touch her nips.... she'll like it"

This one is more appropriate.

Something like "that face is beggin' you to put it in her butt". hahaaha

 

[Westy]

Similar thing happened to me once while taking a shortcut walking back from a bar.

I threw little rocks and sticks at them.

 

[MudGrrl]

Something like "that face is beggin' you to put it in her butt". hahaaha

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



whoo.

boy.


goodness.

 

[MudGrrl]

well,
at least it was a guy and girl.

as opposed to a guy and his dog?

 

[peter6061]

Accotink? If so, damn. I rode there last night.

 

[Trainwreck]

A lot of that going on lately... must be spring or something.

 

[MudGrrl]

Accotink? If so, damn. I rode there last night.

no,
near Kingstowne Alexandria, on South Van Dorne. There's a shopping plaza with a Safeway, Giant, World Market, Pizzeria Uno, Macaroni Grill.....


I've been meaning to ride Accotink lately.......
Gotta get the OM G Funk and go riding

 

[Tenchiro]

At least you didn't step in pope sh*t.

 

[TreeSaw]

LOL! Two summers ago a bunch of us we were at Whiteface and went to this place on the river to swim & jump off the cliff. Anyway, as we were walking down to the spot a guy was gettin' a little oral from his chickey right on the side of the trail. The first one of us headed down there blurts out (quite loudly) "real classy" and the chick took off while the guy looked surprised and ran too. It was pretty funny. Especially when they both reappeared later near where we were swimming and basically ran away again when they realized it was us!

 

[BurlyShirley]

I woulda said "I got next"

 

[bikenweed]

Pix plz.

 

[dfinn]

I woulda said "I got next"

nothing wrong with sloppy seconds.

 

[MikeD]

nothing wrong with sloppy seconds.

Depends on whose...

Man, I was getting all bummed at these flat, local DC-area trails. (I'm in the area temporarily...) Sounds like there are features I've been missing out on.

MD

 

[reflux]

I once came across two getting it on at the top of one of my local climbs. I came around the corner, the guy looked at me and paused, gave me the head nod, and went back to business on his woman. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the ride.

 

[DaveW]

nothing wrong with sloppy seconds.

Glad I don't hang out in your social circles! :looney:

I don't want to stir someone elses porridge!! :nonono:

 

[Skookum]

i think it would be cool if i was gettin it on if someone randomly brought pom poms and started cheering me on.

Poke it in
Stuff it in
WWWWWAAAAAY in boom!

 

[splat]

i think it would be cool if i was gettin it on if someone randomly brought pom poms and started cheering me on.

Poke it in
Stuff it in
WWWWWAAAAAY in boom!

 

[Quo Fan]

 

[MikeD]

Man, I was getting all bummed at these flat, local DC-area trails. (I'm in the area temporarily...) Sounds like there are features I've been missing out on.

MD

To amend that thought:

Rode Fountainhead today. Total blast of a ride...great local. I mean, it's not a huge epic or anything, but it's solid, well-built, super-fun basic mountain biking. Really happy I went there.

Still didn't see any boots knockin', though, which was a disappointment.

MD

 

[BurlyShirley]

To amend that thought:

Rode Fountainhead today. Total blast of a ride...great local. I mean, it's not a huge epic or anything, but it's solid, well-built, super-fun basic mountain biking. Really happy I went there.

Still didn't see any boots knockin', though, which was a disappointment.

MD

If you're in the DC area, go to the Frederick Watershed. I rode up there with LLkoolkegg and some others when I was up there. Pretty neat trails.

 

[Bicyclist]

Why don't I ever have these, "sightings" when I ride?

 

[bluebug32]

You should have run toward them doing the whole Trojan Man schtick

 

[Reactor]

I'd have taken out a gu pack, sucked it down and startes a session of zazen.

 

[peter6061]

Man, I was getting all bummed at these flat, local DC-area trails. (I'm in the area temporarily...) Sounds like there are features I've been missing out on.

MD

Are these the new TTF (technical trail features) people have been talking about as of late? I may have to rethink this.

near Kingstowne Alexandria, on South Van Dorne. There's a shopping plaza with a Safeway, Giant, World Market, Pizzeria Uno, Macaroni Grill.....

I used to live in Kingstowne and know where you're talking about. That's odd as there is so much family in that area. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.