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Rush Limbaugh needs these pills???

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Limbaugh detained at Palm Beach airport
Tue Jun 27, 4:25 AM ET

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

Limbaugh reached a deal last month with prosecutors who had accused the conservative talk-show host of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as "doctor shopping," would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to painkillers.
 

BurlyShirley

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I dont see what's the big emberassment about viagra. I mean, people get older, and sometimes the plumbing just doesnt work as well. Whatever. Take a pill and get back to stabbin'. Why would that be emberassing?
 

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BurlyShirley said:
I dont see what's the big emberassment about viagra. I mean, people get older, and sometimes the plumbing just doesnt work as well. Whatever. Take a pill and get back to stabbin'. Why would that be emberassing?

Does it work?
 

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BurlyShirley said:
I dont see what's the big emberassment about viagra. I mean, people get older, and sometimes the plumbing just doesnt work as well. Whatever. Take a pill and get back to stabbin'. Why would that be emberassing?
It's embarassing because he's a little b*tch. Either that, or he might gain some disfavor among evangelicals who think that sex is only for procreation and he ain't using Viagra for procreation.
 

BurlyShirley

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Old Man G Funk said:
It's embarassing because he's a little b*tch. Either that, or he might gain some disfavor among evangelicals who think that sex is only for procreation and he ain't using Viagra for procreation.
How could you know he isnt using it for procreation? Not saying he is. But it doesnt make the user sterile or somehing does it?
 

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BurlyShirley said:
How could you know he isnt using it for procreation? Not saying he is. But it doesnt make the user sterile or somehing does it?
If God wants you to breed, he'll give you an erection.
 

BurlyShirley

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fluff said:
Perhaps the sight of Ann Coulter naked stops any man getting an erection?
:confused: She isnt Monica Belucci, but come on... any 40+ red blooded male would tap that in a heartbeat.
 

Old Man G Funk

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BurlyShirley said:
How could you know he isnt using it for procreation? Not saying he is. But it doesnt make the user sterile or somehing does it?
I don't know, but a lot of people would make the same assumption that I would, which is all I was pointing out.
 

fluff

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BurlyShirley said:
:confused: She isnt Monica Belucci, but come on... any 40+ red blooded male would tap that in a heartbeat.
I am a 40+ red blooded male and I wouldn't tap that unless someone gave me huge amounts of money. In advance.

And some viagra, just in case...:cool:
 

BurlyShirley

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fluff said:
I am a 40+ red blooded male and I wouldn't tap that unless someone gave me huge amounts of money. In advance.

And some viagra, just in case...:cool:
Well I know she doesnt have that whole gingivitis, gum degeneration thing going on that you limeys love, but seriously. She's blonde and skinny. That's 90% of the battle anytime.
 

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fluff said:
I am a 40+ red blooded male and I wouldn't tap that unless someone gave me huge amounts of money. In advance.

And some viagra, just in case...:cool:
I'm not 40+, but I can say that I wouldn't tap that unless she had some sort of gag in her mouth. The minute she said anything, it would ruin it for me.
 

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BurlyShirley said:
Well I know she doesnt have that whole gingivitis, gum degeneration thing going on that you limeys love, but seriously. She's blonde and skinny. That's 90% of the battle anytime.
The adams apple is the nagging 10%.
 

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i've always thought it was hilarious how everyone came after him on this issue.
i realize that the saying "people who live in glass houses...."
fully applies here.

but his problem never involved any physical or property damage to anyone or anything.
yet he was portrayed as a threat to all of our lives.

recently the latest chapter in the kennedy's saga of the drug, alchohol, rape and manslaughter lifestyle.
was quickly "solved" and swept away.
and it involved reckless driving being chased by the police and property damage.
 

Old Man G Funk

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dhbuilder said:
i've always thought it was hilarious how everyone came after him on this issue.
i realize that the saying "people who live in glass houses...."
fully applies here.

but his problem never involved any physical or property damage to anyone or anything.
yet he was portrayed as a threat to all of our lives.

recently the latest chapter in the kennedy's saga of the drug, alchohol, rape and manslaughter lifestyle.
was quickly "solved" and swept away.
and it involved reckless driving being chased by the police and property damage.
Who portrayed Rush as a "threat to all of our lives?" I always saw it portrayed as a hypocrite that needed to remove the log from his own eye.
 

BurlyShirley

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RenegadeRick said:
I wish to congratulate the TSA on their important victory for America
.

TSA: "keeping America
safe from the terror of Rush's randy rascal"

Hey, they also caugh Onterrio Smith with the Whizzinator!
 

dhbuilder

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Old Man G Funk said:
Who portrayed Rush as a "threat to all of our lives?" I always saw it portrayed as a hypocrite that needed to remove the log from his own eye.
it was just a tongue in cheek comment about all the press he's gotten over this.
as opposed to countless elected officials doing far worse and getting no mention.

he's not worth it.
 

ALEXIS_DH

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did he travel alone? did he travel with a female or with his buddies?
was he engaging in sinful extra-marital non-procreative sodomite interracial underage sex?
 

dante

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ALEXIS_DH said:
finally. i think thats the funniest point here.

did he travel alone? did he travel with a female or with his buddies?
was he engaging in sinful extra-marital non-procreative sodomite interracial underage sex?
paraphrased from Oberman last night: Viagra is usually sold in batches of 30 pills. Rush was caught with 29. Maybe Rush wasn't kidding when he said he had "a" great time. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: