When Sam Hill rides he does'nt get dirty the dirt gets Sam Hill instead.
Sam Hill
- Thread starter xemini
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Creep....xemini said:
it is worth for those who dont't know Sam Hill to see all facts together:
- The only thing that sucks more than being Sam Hill, is not being Sam Hill.
- The odds of experiencing an encounter with the elusive Sam Hill are approximately 52,932,018,490,314 to 1 If you are lucky enough to see him; you will experience 10 seconds of good fortune until you are brutally devoured by Sams mind... Yes he can eat you with his mind because he is that awesome.
- Johannes Kepler's calculations were incorrect until he accounted for Sam Hill.
- Sam Hill is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.
- Spelling Sam Hill backwards out loud will reverse the rotation of the Earth.
- Sam Hill is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s*s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fu@%ing awesome number."
-If Sam Hill grew a beard...could he kick Chuck Norris' A$$
-Sam Hill only masturbates to pictures of Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill does not sleep. He waits.
-Sam Hill created over half of Austrailia by rooster tailing dirt out of a berm.
-Sam Hill celebrated his last WC victory by screwing Chuck Norris' mum and then round house kicked Chucks head until it exploded.
-He then proceeded to make love to 20,000 women, what he refers to as a slow tuesday.
-Sam Hill doesn't need a beard to kick chuck norris's a$$, after all according to skc sam hill invented the gravitational constant cause he like 9.8 m/s*s
-Sam Hill shaves with Cool Whip and a steak knife.
-Sam Hill rides a customized size 3 custom iron horse sunday cup with a nuerotilloquillomonocock levitator.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sam Hill has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill does not sleep. He waits.
-Sam Hill is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Sam Hill counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Sam Hill beard. There is only another fist. Now only if Sam Hill had a beard.
-When Sam Hill does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
-Sam Hill is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Sam Hills hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Sam Hill was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Sam Hill can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Sam Hill doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Sam Hill gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Sam Hill can slam a revolving door.
-Sam Hill does not get frostbite. Sam Hill bites frost.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Samtatorship.
-Sam Hill wipes with 40 grit sandpaper
-When Sam Hill rides he does'nt get dirty the dirt gets Sam Hill instead.
- The only thing that sucks more than being Sam Hill, is not being Sam Hill.
- The odds of experiencing an encounter with the elusive Sam Hill are approximately 52,932,018,490,314 to 1 If you are lucky enough to see him; you will experience 10 seconds of good fortune until you are brutally devoured by Sams mind... Yes he can eat you with his mind because he is that awesome.
- Johannes Kepler's calculations were incorrect until he accounted for Sam Hill.
- Sam Hill is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.
- Spelling Sam Hill backwards out loud will reverse the rotation of the Earth.
- Sam Hill is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s*s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fu@%ing awesome number."
-If Sam Hill grew a beard...could he kick Chuck Norris' A$$
-Sam Hill only masturbates to pictures of Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill does not sleep. He waits.
-Sam Hill created over half of Austrailia by rooster tailing dirt out of a berm.
-Sam Hill celebrated his last WC victory by screwing Chuck Norris' mum and then round house kicked Chucks head until it exploded.
-He then proceeded to make love to 20,000 women, what he refers to as a slow tuesday.
-Sam Hill doesn't need a beard to kick chuck norris's a$$, after all according to skc sam hill invented the gravitational constant cause he like 9.8 m/s*s
-Sam Hill shaves with Cool Whip and a steak knife.
-Sam Hill rides a customized size 3 custom iron horse sunday cup with a nuerotilloquillomonocock levitator.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sam Hill has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sam Hill.
-Sam Hill does not sleep. He waits.
-Sam Hill is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Sam Hill counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Sam Hill beard. There is only another fist. Now only if Sam Hill had a beard.
-When Sam Hill does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
-Sam Hill is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Sam Hills hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Sam Hill was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Sam Hill can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Sam Hill doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Sam Hill gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Sam Hill can slam a revolving door.
-Sam Hill does not get frostbite. Sam Hill bites frost.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Samtatorship.
-Sam Hill wipes with 40 grit sandpaper
-When Sam Hill rides he does'nt get dirty the dirt gets Sam Hill instead.
hmmm i wonder where you aquired thouse....Chuck Norris.....facts...
don't ask me
ask Sam Hill
ask Sam Hill
...and last but NOT least:
Random Fact About Sam Hill:
- On Austrailian toilets Sam Hill spins counter-clockwise.
Random Fact About Sam Hill:
- On Austrailian toilets Sam Hill spins counter-clockwise.