Sandwich is missing
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I'm sure he was done sleeping anyway.
No recent update or pics of a baby on FB yet. But some people are congratulating him on being a dad so I'm guessing his daughter was born.
I thought he was busy shopping for a used Boxxer.
i fondly remember my sleepless nights before the internet.....i miss art bell...
Coast to Coast just isn't the same.
He's probably trying to figure out which Thule product to take home said baby in.
Dude got a speeding ticket on the way to the hospital.
Fvck the police thread?
He has actually been in the parking lot of the hospital all morning. He can't figure out how to fit a baby and a diaper bag in his car.
Ha, congrats man.
Ha, congrats man.
I prefer the roof rack.
'Grats! They are worth every sleepless night!
Whoa there...I dunno if I'd go that far. Mine was being an extreme PITA yesterday.
But that's what I........awww fvck it.
A new kid never stopped anyone else from posting on the monkey. Clearly parentmonkeys have not given Sandwedge decent advice.
Congrats, Sandwich! ...wherever you are.
Congrats, Sandwich! ...wherever you are.
My advice: next time plan for a home birth, no speeding ticket! 
I disagree... when they turn about 8 they exceed their worth of sleepless nights.
My advice: next time plan for a home birth, no speeding ticket!
Well crap--I love my 6 year old! Do I have to swap him out at 8??
First time birth really doesn't happen that fast normally.
I'll trade your for our 2 month old
Must spread rep.
Swap him? No. Just sell him for medical experiments.
We went into the hospital at 10:45 am and my son was born at 12:12 pm...
Baby girl is here! Congo-rats Sandwich & Mrs. Sandwich!
(PS -- 2x mom here and 1st babies don't have to take long, but sometimes do....2nd babies are fast--20 minutes and out she came)
(PS -- 2x mom here and 1st babies don't have to take long, but sometimes do....2nd babies are fast--20 minutes and out she came)
congrats Sandwich!!
hope you enjoyed your freedom while it lasted
hope you enjoyed your freedom while it lasted
Freedom with one kid wasn't bad, it's the second that ended it all.
Mmike took out Sandwich too! That Bastard.....
Mine is 5 months, I will take the older kid too. My 5 month old makes my 2.5 year old seem more like a messy roommate than a responsibility.I'll trade your for our 2 month old
Agreed. My nephew is 2.5 years. Even though he can be a handful, it's not too bad. The baby is exhausting.
He finally threw some pics up on FB. He's probably still at the hospital or they should be releasing his wife & baby in the next day or so.
Our 2 kids will be 6 years apart....older kid= diaper changer!
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Yeah... there's what you want. A 6yo putting diapers on an infant. You'll end up putting *another* diaper on yourself AND cleaning up a $hitty mess.Our 2 kids will be 6 years apart....older kid= diaper changer!
well, I wanted to adopt a 15 year old eastern european to do this, but it got voted down.Yeah... there's what you want. A 6yo putting diapers on an infant. You'll end up putting *another* diaper on yourself AND cleaning up a $hitty mess.
Hey, I gave the best advice I could... Don't have kids!
No one ever listens to me though.
Congo rats Sammich.... go get a good nanny ASAP. (Swedish, with big boobs.)
Congrats Sammich!