[pnj]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/21/tech/web/santorum-google-ranking/index.html

For the uninitiated, if you Google Santorum's name, the first result you'll probably get is not his personal website but a fake definition of "santorum," a sexual byproduct that's a bit too graphic to talk about in detail here. (Of course, you can Google him and easily find out.)

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

 

[jimmydean]

On Tuesday, the socially conservative politician lashed out at Google, saying the company could get rid of the sexual references to his name on the search results if it wanted to -- and perhaps would do so if he were a Democrat

Yup, that's it. Because he is part of the closet GOP, they figure it's accurate. If he were a democrat, they would know he wasn't into that sort of thing.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Pesqueeb]

Paging $tinkle to the white courtesy phone.......


Heh. "santorum"



*Edit: Be funny to see how "santorum" rofl trends over the next couple days.

 

[JetTeach]

Oh crap!! THAT'S funny!!

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

as a matter of fact, english being my second language, i dont associate santorum, at all, with a last name or a person.

 

[rockofullr]

as a matter of fact, english being my second language, i dont associate santorum, at all, with a last name or a person.

 

[Silver]

I honestly can't believe someone would name their entire family after the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that sometimes results from vigorous anal sex.

Rick Santorum should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Westy]

as a matter of fact, english being my second language, i dont associate santorum, at all, with a last name or a person.

I think it is disturbing that you are familiar with the term santorum without knowing that it is also the name of a politician.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

I think it is disturbing that you are familiar with the term santorum without knowing that it is also the name of a politician.

english is such a beautiful and elastic language....

i mean, in spanish (or french, as far as i know) there is no single word equivalent for gems like "blumpkin" and many others...

 

[stevew]

I honestly can't believe someone would name their entire family after the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that sometimes results from vigorous anal sex.

Rick Santorum should be ashamed of himself.

but mrs santorum was into ass to mouth....

 

[Westy]

english is such a beautiful and elastic language....

i mean, in spanish (or french, as far as i know) there is no single word equivalent for gems like "blumpkin" and many others...

One drunken evening a friend and I outlined a marketing campaign for the blumpkin based on the old reeses peanut butter cup comercials.


Happily surprised man:"you gave me a BJ while I was taking a ****!"
Happily surprised woman: "you took a **** while I was giving you a BJ!"

Narrator: Two great things that go great together

 

[chillindrdude]

Didnt santorum say something homophobic or hateful that caused someone to make that new definition of his name?

 

[jimmydean]

Didnt santorum say something homophobic or hateful that caused someone to make that new definition of his name?

Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy_regarding_homosexuality

In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.

The butt is supposed to be exit only, says so in the bible.