Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

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  1. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    during the interview on Fox



    "What do you mean Jesus was executed?" Palin responded. "I thought he was crucified?":rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/01/sarah-palin-jesus-fought-for-death-penalty-until-day-he-died/

    Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ advocated for the death penalty his entire life until his final day on Earth.

    In an interview with Fox News this morning, the former Alaskan governor was asked how she reconciles her support for the death penalty with her Christian faith, particularly in light of the recent botched execution of a death row inmate in Oklahoma.

    She surprised Fox and Friends hosts Steve Doocy and Elisabeth Hasselbeck by saying that her position is inspired from Jesus' own stance in biblical times.

    "I know the liberals hate it when you start mentioning the Bible," she told the pair, "but the truth is Jesus fought for the death penalty until the day he died. He was a tireless advocate of being tough on crime and making sure the criminals can't be out there raping and murdering people.
     
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  2. stoney

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    Although I believe she would say something that stupid, alas, that is not a real news site. It's a satirical site, akin to The Onion.
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    All great humour has its roots in truth...if she didn't say such stupid **** on a regular basis, we wouldn't believe this offhand satire.
     
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    silly twat.
     
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    Poe's Law.
     
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    teh jeebus was known to whip a tax collector.
     
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    Come on it's pretty relevant to separate actual stupidity (of which there is plenty), with parody. You can't simultaneously get genuinely annoyed at this while trying to point the finger at people who think there's a non-american, no birth certificate holdin kenyan citizen for a US president that wants to put you in a FEMA camp.

    That IS a parody site. She didn't actually say that.
     
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    Do you mean to imply that he's not?!? He does have that funny soundin' name.
     
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    Yeah, but she did say the bit about baptism by waterboarding, so it's getting damn hard to tell reality from parody.
     
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    ^^ Don't forget S.E. Cupp

     
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    See eric? No need to troll the special ed department in alaska.
     
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    To be fair, I'm pretty sure that she's the younger (hotter) version of Anne Coulter... basically someone smart enough to know that if she goes out and says controversial stuff, people will pay her to say MORE controversial stuff.

    I honestly think Palin's just dumb as dogsh!t.
     
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    I dunno. Obviously, it seems like she engages her mouth before her brain is in gear a lot, but I think it's wrong to label her as dumb. Say what you will about her ideology, but she did get elected to Governorship of her state, was smart enough to step away when there was a metric sh1t ton of money in the offing, and knows how to speak to her base. She's a fvcking idiot, and Randian self serving for sure, but dumb, she is not.
     
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    s.e. cupp is as godless as she is hot as she is wicked smaht
    put her in a bowtie and she's as masculine as tucker carlson
     
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    She could totally abort my gay liberal baby.
     
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    Let's not get carried away here.



    Her "ideas" are good enough to employ her with the blaze.
     
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    that's like saying i'm not smaht b/c i'm on an army contract



    #lolwut
     
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    This softball just landed at my feet. Want it back?
     
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    do i suck dick like a lesbian? no i do not.
     
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    By all means elaborate!

    What is the manner in which you suck dick then?
     
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    let's just say "i stopped beating my wife" long ago
     
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    I only know of S.E. Cupp from the few times she's been on Real Time with Bill Mahr. Was not impressed with what she had to say, but like any good Shania Twain video, she is indeed awesome with the volume turned off.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    As far as Sarah Palin goes, most folks confuse stupidity with ignorance. She demonstrates her lack of knowledge of current events and how our government actually works with her complete disinterest in governance. But to write her off as stupid is a bit short sighted. The woman has a keen sense of opportunism that she has fully taken advantage of. If you really want to pin something on her then address her over inflated and unwarranted ego. The woman actually believes that she knows what she is talking about.
     
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    I agree. She is both stupid AND ignorant.

    She didn't do shlt. All the good things in her life fell in her lap because they wanted a woman in a race against a black guy.
     
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    i would like to see you 2 debate her.

    and then finish in her hair.
     
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    Do they get to write talking points on their hands?
     
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    I would be wholly incapable of that.

    I'd be too punchy in the first 3 seconds.
     
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    Can I still finish in her hair, though?
     
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    Which one again ? SE, I could make walk funny, Palin, well let's just say the horse wouldn't leave the gate.
     
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