[BurlyShirley]

discuss...

 

[chicodude]

Oh....Dear...Lord....

 

[JRB]

Holy crap. I hate ice skating. I do NOT hate that pic though.

 

[Full Trucker]

Pervert.









nttawwt

 

[narlus]

 

[stinkyboy]

Can this be the lunch thread too?

Wait, how old is she?

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont even care what that means. Im wondering why in god's name you'd post a pic of a DUDE in this thread?

 

[JRB]

I dont even care what that means. Im wondering why in god's name you'd post a pic of a DUDE in this thread?

the dude may rock obscure music, but he sucks at hot chicks.

 

[narlus]

I dont even care what that means. Im wondering why in god's name you'd post a pic of a DUDE in this thread?

his name is sacha cohen, dumbass.

aka Ali G.

 

[Ciaran]

his name is sacha cohen, dumbass.

aka Ali G.

I'm gonna have to side with BS and loco on this one. No reason for pics of dudes in this thread of hot chicks. IMO there aren't enough hot chick threads around here.

I also hate ice skating, but I like the ice skating chicks.

 

[dhbuilder]

holy crap indeed !!!

 

[Ciaran]

Can this be the lunch thread too?

Wait, how old is she?

Old enough to have tits, young enough that they don't sag. ink:

 

[stinkyboy]

Born the year I started college, so it's cool.

:evil:

 

[dhbuilder]

i bet it's a long time before anything sags on that beauty.

 

[narlus]

IMO there aren't enough hot chick threads around here.

south america has become corrupted.

 

[H8R]

I dont even care what that means. Im wondering why in god's name you'd post a pic of a DUDE in this thread?

Burly, if you don't know who that is, you should. Maybe you know his character Borat?


Holy f*cking hell, the funniest comedian alive right now if you ask me. Brilliant.


On the MTV Europe music awards, he roasted the living HELL out of the celebs:


http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/mtv.htm



Quotes:

Following Madonna's performance

"That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."

Introducing The Pussy Cat Dolls

"Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls."

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."

Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very revealing wrestling lycra costume), "Hello it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS. It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex disease I ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay."

 

[BurlyShirley]

...that's fine and all...but it should be its own thread...is all Im saying..

 

[JRB]

...that's fine and all...but it should be its own thread...is all Im saying..

He actually seems pretty dumb. I wasn't humored by that stuff.

 

[narlus]

you probably don't think bill hicks or david cross are funny either.

 

[BurlyShirley]

you probably don't think bill hicks or david cross are funny either.

david cross is real funny.

 

[H8R]

...that's fine and all...but it should be its own thread...is all Im saying..

Noted.

BTW - ice skating is ultra ultra ghey, but any well built chick who spins around in boots wearing almost nothing is ok in my book!

 

[JRB]

you probably don't think bill hicks or david cross are funny either.

I don't even know who they are. I think Kinky Friedman is funny though.

 

[H8R]

david cross is real funny.

Cohen destroys. Seriously.

He is the new Andy Kaufman.

 

[H8R]

I don't even know who they are. I think Kinky Friedman is funny though.

Aren't you from Texas?

Show some pride, go buy a Bill Hicks record.

 

[JRB]

Aren't you from Texas?

Show some pride, go buy a Bill Hicks record.

I don't know where I would buy a Bill Hicks record. I used to have a cowboy comedian's tape though. His name was Larry McWhorter (sp).

 

[stubby]

the actual ali g shows are hilarious
sasha baron cohen
www.lando.co.uk

 

[BurlyShirley]

Well, IM SURE GLAD this turned into a conversation about DUDES AGAIN!

WTF people?

 

[narlus]

I don't know where I would buy a Bill Hicks record.

does TX have a working version of the internet?

http://tinyurl.com/mx9du

http://www.billhicks.com/

 

[H8R]

Well, IM SURE GLAD this turned into a conversation about DUDES AGAIN!

WTF people?

SORRY!


Here:

 

[Ciaran]

Cohen destroys. Seriously.

He is the new Andy Kaufman.

But who is the new Tony Clifton?

 

[narlus]

for burly's sake, i just might bring this fVcker full circle and put in a picture of johnny weir. :devil:

 

[BurlyShirley]

for burly's sake, i just might bring this fVcker full circle and put in a picture of johnny weir. :devil:

that chick makes me feel funny in the pants

 

[LordOpie]

She'll be in the next Chanukah song by Adam Sandler.

 

[ktmsx]

discuss...

dam you know that pic looks good from the other side....

 

[BurlyShirley]

She'll be in the next Chanukah song by Adam Sandler.

Hey Opie, I forgot to tell you. I found out Im part jewish. They went down in the scwitz tho.

But Im at least PART chosen people...

 

[narlus]

Hey Opie, I forgot to tell you. I found out Im part jewish...

did kizzi finally check yr underpants?

 

[DamienC]

dam you know that pic looks good from the other side....

That thought was compelling enough to make me peek around my monitor to look.

 

[BurlyShirley]

did kizzi finally check yr underpants?

yeah, but all she found was what brown could do for her.

 

[LordOpie]

Hey Opie, I forgot to tell you. I found out Im part jewish. They went down in the scwitz tho.

But Im at least PART chosen people...

yeah, I saw that in another thread.

I'm sorry, it slipped my mind. I'll update the registry and FedEx you your share of the Jew Gold. Please keep it on you at all times. For one thing, it's the only way into the exclusive club in Palm Beach.

 

[BurlyShirley]

yeah, I saw that in another thread.

I'm sorry, it slipped my mind. I'll update the registry and FedEx you your share of the Jew Gold. Please keep it on you at all times. For one thing, it's the only way into the exclusive club in Palm Beach.

woohoo.

When is it my turn to control the weather?