Caveat: we're not starting for another couple of hours. But we are starting in the morning, so I'm calling it all day. Off to the garage to ensure all my shiz is in working order.I'm gonna go ride my bike All.Goddamn.Day. Many feet, many miles, many beers. Like, taking lights with just in case kind of all day ride.
Eat some seafood.Hi.
In south Florida. Fuck some humidity.
My 3 mile run felt like running in jelly made of sweat. I swear it is easier for me to run at altitude in the mountains than here in flat humid Florida.
Of = for?I am taking car of some work this morning.
I offer you my sincere apologies. There are few places in this country I'd rather be.Hi.
In south Florida.
5K race: 19:51, 6th place overall, 1st place in my age group. I won pie! Apple or blueberry would have better but they ran out by the time they got to my division. But what-the-fuck-ever, give me my pecan. I did have a large slice of apple pie after the race.
This is a good thing, sweat some toxins out of your system. And enjoy all the sliicone enhanced hotties in their "active wear". Remember, looking and chasing only, no catching.Hi.
In south Florida. Fuck some humidity.
My 3 mile run felt like running in jelly made of sweat. I swear it is easier for me to run at altitude in the mountains than here in flat humid Florida.
Naw we didn't descriminate against anyone on the basis of skin color, sexual prefernce, religion, or politcal affiliationYou went fishing with twelve other dudes?
Sounds Christian.
Dafuq?
The hard part is holding off the dog while you choke the shit out of the owner. The only time you are allowed to viciously beat down a person is after their dog bites you. So be careful to not lose that opportunity. If you have to, use a stick or a knife to kill the dog. But do so only if necessary as it is not the dogs fault. Beat the dog owner until they have fully lost consciousness. Take their shoes and phone and get the fuck out of there. If you think about it or have been arrested before do not leave behind any evidence. DNA/fingerprints etc....Not a good ride today. I ventured up north to the good trails, only to find them completely FUBAR'd with downed trees. One of the trails going up/down the ridge was unrideable; every 20 feet was a MASSIVE tree laying on the trail.
Theres a trail under that tree somewhere...
Oh and I also got bit/gnawed on by a dog today. I pulled over and completely stopped for this little ankle biter too, to let him by. As buddy scoots by me, without even breaking pace, he looks over and grabs onto my leg like a shark. What the hell? This is the first time a dog has ever did that to me. What is an appropriate response to that? Kick back? Tell the owner to get a leash?
Also met up with some random dude out on the trails on a fat bike. Guy was out in that forest for the first time, so I showed him all the good stuff. Turns out he lives a few blocks from me and rides all the local stuff. He looks and sounds exactly like a chubby Darren Berrecloth. Probably start riding with him now instead of my friends, see as how my friends don't actually ride anymore.
If the dog breaks skin make sure to take owner's info in case it gets horrendously infected.Not a good ride today. I ventured up north to the good trails, only to find them completely FUBAR'd with downed trees. One of the trails going up/down the ridge was unrideable; every 20 feet was a MASSIVE tree laying on the trail.
Theres a trail under that tree somewhere...
Oh and I also got bit/gnawed on by a dog today. I pulled over and completely stopped for this little ankle biter too, to let him by. As buddy scoots by me, without even breaking pace, he looks over and grabs onto my leg like a shark. What the hell? This is the first time a dog has ever did that to me. What is an appropriate response to that? Kick back? Tell the owner to get a leash?
Also met up with some random dude out on the trails on a fat bike. Guy was out in that forest for the first time, so I showed him all the good stuff. Turns out he lives a few blocks from me and rides all the local stuff. He looks and sounds exactly like a chubby Darren Berrecloth. Probably start riding with him now instead of my friends, see as how my friends don't actually ride anymore.
Not cool. Kick the shit out of the little rat (ankle biters don't qualify as dogs in my book), ask the owner for contact info (insurance stuff), take his picture if he refuses to do so and call police. If that wound gets red, go to ER and have it cleaned. Dog/cat/human bites are full of nasty bacteria and you don't want to get necrosis in any of your limbs.Oh and I also got bit/gnawed on by a dog today. I pulled over and completely stopped for this little ankle biter too, to let him by. As buddy scoots by me, without even breaking pace, he looks over and grabs onto my leg like a shark. What the hell? This is the first time a dog has ever did that to me. What is an appropriate response to that? Kick back? Tell the owner to get a leash?
hey fuck stick....you kick the shit out of the owner....not the dog.Not cool. Kick the shit out of the little rat (ankle biters don't qualify as dogs in my book)
you put the owners limp/lifeless body between you and the dog.Completely hypothetical situation, but lets say I'm kicking the owners ass, have knocked him unconscious and am pissing on his jacket. If the dog then lunges at me, what is one supposed to do?
hey fuck stick....you kick the shit out of the owner....not the dog.