[mandown]

I'm full of Wild Turkey in a Nebraska hotel room. I understand why people drink in this town, and weigh 400 pounds. I saw a dude looking just like Uncle Jesse come walking out the local casino, and I nearly shipped my drawers.
Time to try sleep.

 

[Westy]

The best part of Nebraska is that they have 80 MPH speed limits to help you get out of that fucking piece of shit state as fast as possible.

A positive thinker would be thankful that they are not in Kansas.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

What the hell are you doing up at 3:00 AM eastern time?

 

[mandown]

What the hell are you doing up at 3:00 AM eastern time?

Getting ready for bed.

 

[mandown]

A positive thinker would be thankful that they are not in Kansas.

Where are my ruby slippers?

 

[Westy]

What the hell are you doing up at 3:00 AM eastern time?

It helps that I am not on the east coast.