as reported by the right-wing mouthpiece (bet that had to hurt)
it's just a funny story, but it'll get funnier on the late night rounds.
it's just a funny story, but it'll get funnier on the late night rounds.
scalia's daughter gets DUI
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I have nothing to really add other than if they ever do a Supreme Court Sit-Com Scalia should be played by thay guy who did Nick Tortelli on Cheers.
When you have your wife push out nine kids, chances are pretty good one of them going to be an alcoholic. I bet he has a fag in there somewhere too.
Of course, being a Catholic alcoholic is much more socially acceptable in his circles...
Of course, being a Catholic alcoholic is much more socially acceptable in his circles...
unless she was doing some kegel exercises, i think by the sixth she was wearing nasa-tested kevlar-webbed diapers to prevent scandalous moments.
Maybe that's what the guy who asked Scalia if he ever sodomized his wife was getting at? That question makes a lot more sense all of a sudden.
"Christ honey, you feel like you did when you were 20."
"That's my asshole, Anton"
"Christ honey, you feel like you did when you were 20."
"That's my asshole, Anton"
omfg....that was hilarious....now everyone wants to know what's so funny...crap.
this is the one SC jurist you can joke about, as he's been described as being 19 times funnier than ginsburg
i wonder how these guys are taking the news (double-dog dare: sign the guestbook w/ the foxnewz link)
i wonder how these guys are taking the news (double-dog dare: sign the guestbook w/ the foxnewz link)
Apparently Thomas didn't get the memo that black people are supposed to be funny...
whachew talkin' bout willis? even anita hill knows his coke hair ain't nappy.
It's no crackhead Bush story ...
Or, Patrick Kennedy story ...
but it will have to do for today.