So anyone who has sold a bike on the internet knows that you get tons of BS offers from scammers. That is not what I intend to complain about, although it is infuriating. What I want to know why are all these guys so incredibly retarded?? They all use the same broken english, ambigous offers, and clearly ridiculous schemes. I thinking of becoming a scammer just so I can claim to be the best at something, since these morons would not be difficult to top.
Case in point
Hello,
I am interested in your [ Bike ] which you placed the advert
at
(www.pinkbike.com ) I am located in London,will like to know more about
it's
present condition.You can forward it's picture to my mail box,you know
i do
need to see what am interested in buying.Also want you to tell me the
actual price you want to sell it.
I will be glad to pay you by Certisfied Check issued from US Bank
and
will surely clear your bank immedeately without any delay. Do not worry
about the shipment,i will arrange for the shipment with a shipping
company
i already know and they will takecare of the shipment fine.Most
important,i
need your full name and address in which the check for the payment will
be
made out and sent to,
Below are the details needed for payment:
Your Full Name: That will be on the
check for the payment
Residential Address:
City:
State:
Zipcode:
Country:
Phone Number: ( Cell,home and office phone #)
Those information are needed so that the payment can be made out and
as
well sent by one of the quickest courier services. so i want you to
mail me
back with the details requested above so that this transaction can be
concluded as soon as possible. I shall look forward to read from you
Quick
Respond.
If you cant speak English, first of all dont claim to be from an English speaking nation. Second of all look at the ad, It has multiple pictures. I mean come on guys, youre taking all the fun out of it by sucking so much.
Case in point
Hello,
I am interested in your [ Bike ] which you placed the advert
at
(www.pinkbike.com ) I am located in London,will like to know more about
it's
present condition.You can forward it's picture to my mail box,you know
i do
need to see what am interested in buying.Also want you to tell me the
actual price you want to sell it.
I will be glad to pay you by Certisfied Check issued from US Bank
and
will surely clear your bank immedeately without any delay. Do not worry
about the shipment,i will arrange for the shipment with a shipping
company
i already know and they will takecare of the shipment fine.Most
important,i
need your full name and address in which the check for the payment will
be
made out and sent to,
Below are the details needed for payment:
Your Full Name: That will be on the
check for the payment
Residential Address:
City:
State:
Zipcode:
Country:
Phone Number: ( Cell,home and office phone #)
Those information are needed so that the payment can be made out and
as
well sent by one of the quickest courier services. so i want you to
mail me
back with the details requested above so that this transaction can be
concluded as soon as possible. I shall look forward to read from you
Quick
Respond.
If you cant speak English, first of all dont claim to be from an English speaking nation. Second of all look at the ad, It has multiple pictures. I mean come on guys, youre taking all the fun out of it by sucking so much.
