[golgiaparatus]

By queen b!tch, my bosses assistant. She forgot to hand me the memo that said, "This year the company wil be providing free fireworks for anyone who wants them, register at the front desk if you are interested". Today everyone is getting these party packages (like 4.5 feet tall boxes of fireworks) and its the first I have heard of it.

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[Cooter Brown]

you should steal hers, and shove an arial bulb up her ass and light it and see if sparks come out her nose

 

[I Are Baboon]

What a pork job!

 

[captainpolution]

that suxors like mad, you should light the building on fire

 

[JRB]

Fireworks are stupid. She did you and Oklahoma a favor.

 

[sanjuro]

I got a turkey once for thanksgiving, but what kind of company do you work that gives out free fireworks?

 

[douglas]

what kind of company gives out free fireworks?

do they hook you up with free smokes and beers too ?

 

[SkaredShtles]

I got a turkey once for thanksgiving, but what kind of company do you work that gives out free fireworks?

Ummmm.... a company in Oklahoma.

 

[Jeremy R]

but what kind of company do you work that gives out free fireworks?

A damn good one man, a damn good one.

 

[Meat Foot]

you should steal hers, and shove an arial bulb up her ass and light it and see if sparks come out her nose

LOL!! Or her ears.

 

[golgiaparatus]

I swear I want to throw somethinig everytime someone walks by my office and says, Oh I was just going to thank Rocky (the pres) for the fireworks.

@#$% you and your #@!$ing fireworks :mumble:

 

[Westy]

My company is cheap. All they do is hand out cans of carb cleaner and lighters.

 

[stinkyboy]

Ya want fireworks, come to AZ, the whole freakin state's on fire.

 

[reflux]

My company is cheap. All they do is hand out cans of carb cleaner and lighters.

Oh yeah?? Well I get Monday off from work!!! :eviltongu :eviltongu :eviltongu

 

[Ascentrek]

Ya want fireworks, come to AZ, the whole freakin state's on fire.

I didn't know there was anything left to burn, except sand and immigrants.