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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    If that expression is true, how come I see maybe 3-4 rabbits a day? There's like a billion ground hogs here and a thousand squirrels.
     

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    Rabbits use birth control you ninny.
     
  3. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    It probably has something to do with the less familiar term.

    "Hungrier than a mother rabbit in a bunny fetus buffet."
     
  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Head out to Morryjg's neck of the woods. There are about 4.5 billion rabbits in his area.......
     
  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm not that hungry.
     
  6. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I'd bet that bunny fetus is really tender....... :drool:
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Never have a land war in Asia? But only slightly less known, never get into a contest with a scilian when death is on the line.
     
  8. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Like butter, it is.
     
  9. DRB

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    220 221 whatever it takes.
     
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    luken8r Monkey

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    i disagree, my dog humps the couch a lot more than my rabbit does.
    both fixed
    both female
    maybe the dog is the pitcher :confused:
     
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    Actually the expression is "multiplying like rabbits". Rabbits have a gestation period of about 1 month and there are 6-8 baby rabbits per litter. So in one summer a single female rabbit can produce 50-60 young.
     
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    they also ovulate on command, see a spry young buck and "pop"
    i had a second rabbit for a day until he started to screw my first rabbit. thought he knocked her up right there. this was before we got her fixed, so down to the vet we went for a bunny abortion :devil:

    come to think of it, i guess this phrase does hold some meaning, either that or my rabbit is easy
     
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    How do you think up such questions, Opie? :confused: Must be all the time you have to think when you're out on your road bike
     
  14. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    heh, you do have a lot of opportunity to think on pavement, but in this case, I'm just psycho. Plus, I looked out my office window and saw a bunny and 100s of groundhogs.
     
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    Inconcievable!!!
     
  16. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You sure those are groundhogs? Prairie dogs, maybe?
     
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    That would be a lot of groundhogs.
     
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    Ha...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...<gack>...<thud> :dead:
     
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    What kind of office do you work in? :confused:
     
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    i've never seen a rabbit out in the wild.
     
  21. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    One in Denver............ there are prairie dogs everywhere in this town. They're like fu**ing rabbits.
     
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    I remember working at Microsoft and seeing rabbits constantly running around.
     
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    marketing dept of a zoo.
     
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    Do you supervise all the mating schedules in the zoo?
     
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