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Scumbag jerk off asshat... Who voted for this tool sock?

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by SVPPB, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    Anyone else watching The Shrub lie his balls off in the State of the Disunion?

    Scumbag ass clown jerk off retard.

    Lord, can't 2009 be tonight?




    Terror, Mexicans, Homos, Terror, AmerikkkA!

    "We will deliver justice to our enemies!"

    BUT GEORGE, WHO'S GONNA DELIVER JUSTICE TO YOU AND DICK?



    Screw it, I'm going to NZ
     

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  2. jcook90

    jcook90 Turbo Monkey

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    Hilary '08.
     
  3. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    wrong forum you twat.
     
  4. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Let's name Bush "emporer" of the US for life!
     
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    dan wask Turbo Monkey

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    If shes president, who will cook dinner!?!?!
     
  6. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    What, you want another 8 years of some **** clown like this douche nozzle?
    A vote for Hillary is a vote for this:

    for 8 years.

    Good choice.
     
  7. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Good Emporers name themselves. Bush should ride an air craft carrier down Pennsylvania avenue and declare it himself if he wants the job.
     
  8. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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  9. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    You know he's a mountain biker, therefore I must assume that he reads Ridemonkey, as do all mountain bikers, good or bad. If I read that he tries to turn Pennsylvania Ave into a canal so he can ride an aircraft carrier down it to claim his emperorship, I will hold you personally responsible.
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Did you ever notice that Aunt Beru looks a little like Senator Palpatine?
     
  11. SVPPB

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    I'm voting we name him "Emperor Cod Swallow."
     
  12. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Screw that and you guys. I heard I might get $1600.
     
  13. SVPPB

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    Do you have to give Dick a sponge bath?

    $1600 is $1600, but come on, a little self worth if worth while.
     
  14. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Use that passion and anger to change things here. Don't get all pvssy and run.
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    $1600 b!tch. Eff the troops.
     
  16. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Who should we vote for sh!tbird.
     
  17. SVPPB

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    I think they call that "terrorism" now.
    Change = fear = mexicans = brown people = terror.
     
  18. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    Edwards.
    He has a chance of winning.
    Obama and Hillary do not.
     
  19. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    What would a Patriot do?

    I've done free graphic design for underdogs in local elections and will continue if I agree with them. Step up and do something positive.
     
  20. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    The Breck Girl hasn't been doing well.
     
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    untitledsince89 Turbo Monkey

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    aha I was at work watching it, then I saw a chart of bushes disapproval rating over the last 8 years and the constant decline of an horrible leader. I started laughing my ass off and it definitely made my night, this was right as I was having a conversation with one of the hostess's who just signed her papers to go iraq and and enlist.
     
  22. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    How does one receive orders for a duty station before enlisting?
     
  23. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    Well, if you sign up to go to Duke you're going to Duke.
    You sign up for the Army, you're getting a tan
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I don't have to, well, ok, I do have to and I enjoy it, regularly.
     
  25. SVPPB

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    Just don't be astounded when he "shoots you in the face"
     
  26. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Maybe. But a "hostess" being a girl and all... probably will get pregnant within the first 3 months and leach the system for benefits while adding nothing in terms of service.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Will you vote?
     
  28. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    In Candyland?

     
  29. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I wont. I'll just tease the supporters of whoever loses.
     
  30. SVPPB

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    There was a great article in Playboy about this.
    Condoms have a battle use.
    But what is the in country tactical use of pregnancy tests?
     
  31. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Pass them out to those who get pillaged, raped and plundered?
     
  32. SVPPB

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    On which side of the ideological line?
     
  33. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Your pussification has been well established.

    I speak to fuggers who want to live as Americans.
     
  34. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Unshaven, they all look the same.
     
  35. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Wait.


    How many divorces again?:busted:







    sorry man......too easy
     
  36. SVPPB

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    Wait, what does living as an America imply?

    Voting? Check, I'll vote and still get screwed by some tool bag who has a Governor of some ass backwards Snowbird state.

    Civic Duty? We work, we toil, we dig, and some butt chaffed soccer mommy decides our trials are too hard line, too metal for Jr. on his bike with training wheels, and some dildo beaurocrap comes and dozes it.

    Patriotism? Our nation is despised because we act more like WWII Germany then the Kennedy Adminsitration America.


    Yup, worth my time to sit on a sinking ship perpetuated by MTV, Star****s and Martha Stewart.
     
  37. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  38. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Yeah, define "live as Americans" for me. My decision not to vote is based on pure laziness. Nothing is more american than that.
     
  39. jcook90

    jcook90 Turbo Monkey

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    wtfs going on.

    Seeing as how I'll be of voting age next election I should probably care a little bit more about whats going on. Or not. Just no Hilary. I'll move to Canada, ideally Whistler.
     
  40. loco-gringo

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    The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t. If you're going to move, man up. Move to Mexico. That will show me something.