To 1 tsp molasses add a pound and a half of fine sand. Mix until well blended, then incinerate a lemon and waft the smoke over the mixture. Knead, wearing one deerskin glove and a latex condom, for twenty three hours or until tender. Roast the condom at 350 F for thirty seconds, then slice an onion.
To 1 tsp molasses add a pound and a half of fine sand. Mix until well blended, then incinerate a lemon and waft the smoke over the mixture. Knead, wearing one deerskin glove and a latex condom, for twenty three hours or until tender. Roast the condom at 350 F for thirty seconds, then slice an onion.
It is going to be so sweet when the Seahawks avenge their loss to the Washington First Peoples. Then it will be even sweeter to to kick the crapola out of the Da' Bums, err Bears if they happen to beat Carolina.
About Satan Burly, Paul Allen bought his sorry azz and has him on exhibit next to Jimi's guitar at the EMP.
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