[Tootrikky]

My Aussie fried keeps using this one on me. For you's of who, who don't know it's short for Septic Tank and a nickname for Yanks over in Australia.

Got any good come backs? I know I'm pathetic for asking

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[N8 v2.0]

Call him a Pom... true blue's LOVE that...

 

[rigidhack]

Yobbo - Aussie Redneck

to call him a Pom-wannabe is a good way to start a fight
...or just remind him that all his ancestors are criminals

 

[DRB]

Kick him in the nuts. :nuts:

I find that is an excellent and appropriate comeback to any insult.

 

[valve bouncer]

Bwahahahahahaha....best thread ever.

 

[DVNT]

If they like you, they will not give you compliments. Instead, they will call you names like bastard, drongo or dickhead and then laugh at all the silly things you have done!

www.convictcreations.com

 

[Damn True]

Seppo - septic tank - yank

Call him Vickie, Yobbo or Pom.

 

[Craw]

Poo Puncher

Don't forget the end all be all of come backs "I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"

It is an airtight comeback.

For added effect you should also add "Times Infinity" after. Case closed.

 

[Tootrikky]

Sweet. Guess I should of mentioned she's a chick.

Thanks for the input.

 

[Damn True]

Just look her in the eye and say "Yezwannaroot?"

 

[DRB]

Sweet. Guess I should of mentioned she's a chick.

Thanks for the input.

Oh then just hit her with the c word and that'll end it completely.

 

[Jeremy R]

Oh then just hit her with the c word and that'll end it completely.

Or tell her that her "C word" smells like a Seppo.

Just duck for cover right afterwards.
This however is not a good method if you are trying to get into the pants of said Aussie female.

 

[rigidhack]

True story - set in a nightclub on the Gold Coast in Queensland. Hanging out with a bunch of friends who work in the local resorts. Its "employee new year" which means its a new years eve party held in Feb. for everbody that had to work the real one, and free drinks.

I'd only been in the country for a couple of weeks and was discussing how much more forward the women were there than in Canada. In the middle of this conversation hot Aussie Chick #1 (of about 200 there that night) comes up to me and says "What you need is a good Aussie shag!"

Moral of this story...Why did I move from Australia?!?

 

[Percy]

Call her a Kiwi,Aussie hate that!

Or a sheep shagger,or both.

 

[valve bouncer]

Call her a Kiwi,Aussie hate that!

Or a sheep shagger,or both.

Bloody Kiwis, they were all going off in the completely wrong direction until you turned up . Yep that'd probably do it, especially the Kiwi part. :nuts: