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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by MikeD, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Is this about your training?
     
  3. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Well, they HAVE sent me to Korea 3 times now (and I still have one more to go!) but the only illicit action I see is an unbearably old and misshapen woman running around at night, aggressively barking "Hey, you wan' go?!" at anything that walks past. But we're outside a military base...what do you expect?

    It's really frightening. She chases you down if you ignore her.

    MD
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    LMAO. I'd Hit it.



    With the back of my hand.
     
  5. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    So you are scared of some old lady? Typical marine.
     
  6. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    now that's what i call good detective work :thumb:

    "your honor, i can testify that the rag in the groin area is most definitely more than it seems"
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    Next time you come over here, let me know. If you don't bring your bike, I can build one of mine up for you to thrash on. The riding here is too, too, good to miss!

    And, If all you're getting after you is nasty old ladies, you are in the wrong part of town!
     
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    "...two undercover officers--Ron Moore and "Officer Brooks"..."

    Sounds like porn star names or stripper names.
     
  9. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Only 20 bucks too.

    I had no idea those services were so cheap. I'm going to have to start squeezing some "massages" into my week...
     
  11. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    cool, thanks for the offer. should be back on the 21st-28th. shouldn't have to work; had been planning to hike sorak-san.

    And the office is on Osan AB, and I'm in a hotel out of the gate, so i'm DEFINITELY in the wrong part of town. I ****ing hate this place, actually, and it's not doing much for my vision of the country. I realize that's like judging the USA by Jacksonville, North Carolina, but it's unavoidable. They keep sending me back here because the older couriers hate this trip, too, and since I'm only a temp, basically, at this point, they can do what they like with me.

    So it'd be rad to hook up and see the good stuff. I've worn out the tourist sights up in Seoul and I'm not much of a solo party-er anymore.

    The old hooker accosted me again last night. I was going to tell the story about how I turned around, almost poked her with the 8" skewer of meat I was holding, and completely unloaded on her, but then I realized that it was a bit of a double-entendre. (Seriously, I yelled at her for a whole minute, telling her that she was revolting and I have rejected her 5 times a day and I wasn't about to change my mind so she should just try to go off and find some drunken private who'd lost his senses and his eyeglasses or something because I was getting sick just looking at her anymore much less actually deigning to speak to her... I don't think she gets that response too often.)

    (you a friend of Paul's-partsbara's? Met up with him in Germany 2 weeks ago...know him from way back...)

    MD
     
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    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    I'm not scared of the lady, I'm scared of the venerial disease which seems to hover around her in a cloud. Which is NOT a typical Marine for you.
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    Nice! Osan is near where we go for our DH shuttling (Namhansanseong park), and pretty much where we ride every weekend. We ride with a couple guys off that air base, too.

    I previously bought a pair of brakes off of Partsbara.

    This is how the foreign DH community keeps in contact: Filthies Join up, or mesage me here if you have any questions about whatever...

    Bring some body armour with you, and maybe a helmet. If you have to pack light, and can't bring anything, I'm sure between everyone we can find gear for you.
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    Scared of something you are bound to already have.... I quote Loco "pvssy".
     
  15. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Awesome. Only problem is that I'm only here during a work week...any chance of riding then??

    I can bring arm/leg armor and a pisspot helmet, or possibly my jacket and fullface if I can access my storage unit. Haven't been riding in a few months...certainly not gonna be going all-out...plus, I can't really get injured while on a work trip!!

    MD

    PS: DRB, you're so right...only real men screw 50-year old hookers with syphilis...
     
  16. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    MikeD you shoulda just became a cop in Lynwood up here.... Jobs got great perks, they even wash you up with a towel, hell my old girlfreind never did that for me.....
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    If a shuttle trip happens during the time you're here, it would be on the 22nd, a Saturday.
    If you can't hit it up on the Sat, I can arrange to get Wed 26th off work, and we can do a hike-and-bike that would kick our ass on Achasan, the giant rocky monster in the middle of Seoul. You would want a full face for that one...
     
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    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    Good idea, we wouldn't want ole Mike to get any uglier than he has to. :p
     
  19. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Yeah, I won't even be off the plane on the 22nd...damn. I'll let you know about that Wed.; it might be perfect.

    Thanks again!

    MD