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MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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You know the song. Now try the bizarre government proposal.

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html


Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

Hank Plante
Reporting

(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.

The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.

"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.

However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

Military officials insisted Friday to CBS 5 that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.

Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.

"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And its absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."

PS I was almost thinking of bumping the women in combat thread with this one...
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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Woo, you'd better delete that before the Germans who are planning the resurgence of the 4th Reich learn that you've discovered their war plan...

Really, though, my thought is that the Pentagon actually built the bomb, but then they had to kick it out of the military before they could use it.
 

kidwoo

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Really, though, my thought is that the Pentagon actually built the bomb, but then they had to kick it out of the military before they could use it.

Well it probably did say 'FABULOUS TORPEDO OF LIBERTY' on the side.

Would have been fine if not for the overt proclamation and instead had like some kind of tough guy tribal graphic or a reference to chevy/ford on it, in which case don't ask don't tell would have saved the program.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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chez moi
Those sound like the transliterated names of Japanese sex toys.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,737
1,820
chez moi
<st hubbins>
my baby fits me
like a flesh tuxedo
i love to sink her with my
pink torpedo
</st hubbins>


could be the best movie ever made.
I'm not sure about that...there's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
 

V-Dub GTI

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Let me guess that they tested it in San Fran? Then the governmental leaders of the time nixed the project because they were terified of the affects!
 

Silver

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Let me guess that they tested it in San Fran? Then the governmental leaders of the time nixed the project because they were terified of the affects!
Nope. Colorado Springs. Ted Haggard got hit with some of the fallout, and before you know it has doing meth and taking it in the ass. Amazing weapons technology...