If a Monkey ever questioned if they were perhaps asexual, do tell.
I am all ears.
I am all ears.
Sex - this is a thread now
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Waiting for the smug bots...
There are times I want to ride my bike more than I want to ride my wife, but that's particularly after a long winter like this!
Does that count?
Does that count?
I dated a girl for a little bit who rode, but she was a particularly bad rider, and cried when things got tough. Ain't no body got time for that. I stopped talking to her after one particularly shitty ride.
make ridemonkey straight again?
Only one I have ever heard of was Morrissey but I think he was just super depressed about hamburger.
I also have been depressed by Hamburger. Like Morrissey fat chicks with weird piercings love me or my cooking. I am not sure which. I don't really care either.
that would be my wife post menopause. yes my life sucks
My friends Mom makes Cheese burger Pirogi's. She Fry's them in a huge skillet with Bacon, Apples, Sour Cream, and fried onions. I hit it now and then just for the Pirogi's. I like her freckles also.
Thats just crazy talk. Even if you can't get laid you should still want to. This is why I don't jerk off to internet porn anymore. It produces unrealistic expectations.
I am glad we have this thread. I was having problems finding sex related things on the internet.
No woman, no worries.
Plenty of time to learn to manual.
Plenty of time to learn to manual.
Exactly, that's what it is. Avoiding this looking like a YAHOO! Answers post, sex has not ever been something I desire much. I've never had a one night stand, or made the decision to be a toy to pass someone's time.
...have never had a relationship with a female also. Am just unable to get past this notion of sex being so fucking critical in order for relationships to last.
There are people of all stripes in the world, you are perfectly normal and fine if you have littel/no sexual desires. You should have learned this long ago. HS Sex Ed, Oprah, the rest of the interweb (Yes, it does exist beyond RM...). Dont sweat it if you if you dont sweat it. I would opine that it is much safer, saner and responsible to recognize and accept ones own likes, needs and wants rather than follow what the dictates of a backwards and self destructive society...
That being said, did you bring this here expecting serious answers?
That being said, did you bring this here expecting serious answers?
Sexuality is a spectrum. Whatever knocks (or doesn't I guess) your socks off. Talk to a doctor? If you're just not into it, whatever, but maybe make sure there isn't some kind of underlying medical condition?
I'd needed a laugh, if you cannot laugh at yourself... ya' know??
I am sure my reservation toward sexual expression is not rooted with PX intervention as the cure.
Sexuality is a spectrum. Whatever knocks (or doesn't I guess) your socks off. Talk to a doctor? If you're just not into it, whatever, but maybe make sure there isn't some kind of underlying medical condition?
Thank you - the never having had a healthy relationship materialize so long ago has mostly defined life for the past many years. That desire for companionship exists; bothers that a lack of knowing my own self in kind could prove itself as what halts something good.
Can't always be one sided.
Now this thread has my attention.
Had a couple of serious relationships in my younger days, marriage was even discussed at one point. Those relationships were generally little more than giant piles of stress and anxiety with the occasional nice moment. Realized I was much much happier on my own. Haven't necessarily avoided relationships since then but I am more than happy to walk once the stress and anxiety become inevitable, whether that takes months, days or hours. Perhaps it is me, perhaps it is the connections I have made. Either way I am rather satisfied going it alone over forcing something that isn't there.
Kinda
Same here. Now ask the married monkeys if they can manual.
