[DirtMcGirk]

Standing in line to get my main line fat and grease injection at Wendy's in the SLC airport.
Lady next to me: You know, spicy mayo is a sin.
Her daughter: Why's that momma?
Lady: It alters the body, or so your father claims. And the Book of Mormon says that's a sin!


I love this town. I want to come here and do a improv comedy show on the streets.

 

[Pesqueeb]

*sigh* Mormons.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Srsly. Doing improv on the streets of SLC would be pure comedy gold. Do it down by the temple...

 

[insanitylevel9]

should have bought them like a cup of it or something then!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I could have more fun in this town with a few select members of this board then Mel Brooks could at a Nazi convention with the entire cast of the Producers.

I think bouncing between the abortion clinic and the temple grounds could make us more famous than Jesus. Mind you I see the same ending for us, sans the whole rising from the dead, because then we'd be zombies, and I am not cool with that.

 

[jonKranked]

dirt, are you sticking around a while? i'm in town.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Jon: Only here til about 6:30. En route to Portland for the weekend.

Christ, that would have been a horrible meeting of the minds in the Beehive State. The world would have ended tomorrow at Noon.

 

[jonKranked]

Jon: Only here til about 6:30. En route to Portland for the weekend.

Christ, that would have been a horrible meeting of the minds in the Beehive State. The world would have ended tomorrow at Noon.

bummer! would've been fun. i have a half bottle of absinthe sitting next to me.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

bummer! would've been fun. i have a half bottle of absinthe sitting next to me.

Tell me there are firearms near by!

I texted my girlfriend this story. She asked in reply "wonder what they would think of Crystal hot sauce then." I replied "That its the blood of Satan. Which, in point of fact woman, is why you like it." She was amused, I think.

 

[jonKranked]

Tell me there are firearms near by!

alas no. here on business, living out of a hotel.

on one of my previous trips here i decided it was a good idea to go tweaker spotting at a local walmart. hoooolllllleeeeeeeeeeee sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt.

 

[ICEBALL585]

When it was your turn you should have asked for extra devil mayo.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I would have but I detest mayo. Its like the Dan Quayle of condiments.

 

[ICEBALL585]

I hate mayo too but it would have been worth the look on their faces.

 

[jdcamb]

Life without mayo must suck. I might consider demonic possession if I had to go without it.

 

[amishmatt]

Speaking of hot sauce, that habanero stuff you sent me is awesome. Thanks again, Dirt!

 

[ICEBALL585]

Life without mayo must suck. I might consider demonic possession if I had to go without it.

 

[mandown]

*sigh* Mormons.

one too many m's in that post.

 

[local717]

Speaking of hot sauce, that habanero stuff you sent me is awesome. Thanks again, Dirt!

Talking Coyote good?

 

[local717]

"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job."

 

[Pesqueeb]

"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job."

Rep given

 

[bizutch]

Jon: Only here til about 6:30. .

Are you trying to do a bible quote intentionally?