[llkoolkeg]

Get a few cocktails in the ladies, and if one knows, they start whispering to each other, and before you know if you're lifting up your pant leg so that everyone can feel.

Same thing happens to me. The difference is your ladies feel silky smooth Nair shins and mine get a handful of trouser snake!

I am so not getting involved in the main part of this thread, but I gotta help a bro out where I can: be close to a wall or some very heavy furniture so she can push against it. Resistance = GOOD.

I've tried that, even suggesting the use of my full-face to prevent brain damage. The top edge of the jaw guard though, even when pulled down, leaves horrible abrasions on my sack during position-transition fluffing. Maybe an XC helmet would work better?

 

[dh girlie]

Same thing happens to me. The difference is your ladies feel silky smooth Nair shins and mine get a handful of trouser snake!

AHAHAHAHA! so what you're suggesting here is...you wear very short shorts or you have a very long...nevermind...

 

[Silver]

Same thing happens to me. The difference is your ladies feel silky smooth Nair shins and mine get a handful of trouser snake!

I would have thought it would be easier to just get a cocktail weenie from one of the trays...

 

[llkoolkeg]

I would have thought it would be easier to just get a cocktail weenie from one of the trays...

Silver, the 'Cocktail weenies' go with the smooth legs. For a real meal, the ladies need to step up to something a bit more satisfying...a kielbasa. I have had more than one lady's hand inserted up my pants leg, sir, and they were questing not for a shaved leg, but a third one.

 

[Damn True]

koolkeg is killin me here!

 

[dh girlie]

koolkeg is killin me here!

he missed his calling in life...the guys hysterical.

 

[SkaredShtles]

he missed his calling in life...the guys hysterical.

I agree. His chit is almost *always* funny as all Hell.

-S.S.-

 

[sanjuro]

Silver, the 'Cocktail weenies' go with the smooth legs. For a real meal, the ladies need to step up to something a bit more satisfying...a kielbasa. I have had more than one lady's hand inserted up my pants leg, sir, and they were questing not for a shaved leg, but a third one.

or wishing they had a very long, flexible, and slender arm to reach up your pants leg. Most of the girls I dated were smart enough to open my fly.

 

[llkoolkeg]

or wishing they had a very long, flexible, and slender arm to reach up your pants leg. Most of the girls I dated were smart enough to open my fly.

Who said anything about having to reach? :devil:

I use a modified police-issue ankle holster to prevent scuffing.

 

[vtrider]

holy god man you're killing me, i havent stopped laughing in minutes