[DRB]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15948692/

MAHOPAC, N.Y. - A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor,

The Journal News reported on its Web site that a veterinarian said the goats became sick after eating the magazine pages. The vet, Stacey Dallas, also said the orange paint was on their genitals and described the act as torture.

Okay I've heard some weird things but come on already.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Don't you have some work to do or something?

 

[DRB]

Don't you have some work to do or something?

Nope. I'm just waiting for a phone call.

 

[brungeman]

A few points I would like to make...

We haven't seen the video footage of it. My bet is the goats couldn't opperate the camera and asked their friend Drew Gagnon to help tape their goat version of Jackass!

how do we know that the painting was "torture"? Who knows the damn goats may like that kinda thing!

I have heard of munching box... but these goats were all kinds of screwed up! I am sure the magazines didn't taste too well!

 

[urbaindk]

Since this fits nowhere else: Mmmm BBQ

"A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say."

Proof that animals aren't as defenseless as we'd like to think. Maybe, as brungeman suggested, the goats did like it?

 

[MudGrrl]

anyone who's ever watched Snatch knows that pigs will eat us...

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sht, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".