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Shia/Sunni? Hezbollah?

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
Only six people in the US Embassy in Baghdad are fluent in Arabic, about two dozen of its 1,000 employees having some familiarity with the language.

Bravo! That's the kind of crack work I'd expect from a drunk frat guy who got into college as a favor to his family. Thankfully, our President is NOTHING like that...

Five bucks says I can find more people fluent in Arabic the next time I take the dog for a walk. Jesus...
 

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
11,819
15
Slacking at work
I'm surprised there are six people there who speak Arabic. It's probably the dudes who get paid 4 dollars a month to clean the toilets.

On a somewhat unrelated note, it sure would suck to convert to Islam thinking it's the only way to be saved, then discover afterwards that you converted to the wrong version and you're targeted for termination.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,150
1
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Only six people in the US Embassy in Baghdad are fluent in Arabic, about two dozen of its 1,000 employees having some familiarity with the language.

Bravo! That's the kind of crack work I'd expect from a drunk frat guy who got into college as a favor to his family. Thankfully, our President is NOTHING like that...

Five bucks says I can find more people fluent in Arabic the next time I take the dog for a walk. Jesus...

Odd.....I thought Jesus spoke Hebrew?
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
On a somewhat unrelated note, it sure would suck to convert to Islam thinking it's the only way to be saved, then discover afterwards that you converted to the wrong version and you're targeted for termination.
I'd imagine it's a little like turning into a soccer fan and then finding yourself cheering for Manchester City instead of Manchester United. Except without intoxicants...
 

Kihaji

Norman Einstein
Jan 18, 2004
398
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Only six people in the US Embassy in Baghdad are fluent in Arabic, about two dozen of its 1,000 employees having some familiarity with the language.

Bravo! That's the kind of crack work I'd expect from a drunk frat guy who got into college as a favor to his family. Thankfully, our President is NOTHING like that...

Five bucks says I can find more people fluent in Arabic the next time I take the dog for a walk. Jesus...

Finding them is easy, getting them to work for the government is hard.
 

dhbuilder

jingoistic xenophobe
Aug 10, 2005
3,040
0
pelosi put this nit-wit in that position because the other candidate was someone she was politically afraid of upstaging her dumb ass.

the priority for her is to protect their own backside instead of putting the right person in the right place.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
pelosi put this nit-wit in that position because the other candidate was someone she was politically afraid of upstaging her dumb ass.

the priority for her is to protect their own backside instead of putting the right person in the right place.
The man is clearly qualified to be president, obviously. I have to commend Pelosi for finding someone with the intellectual ability that compares so favorably with the commander/decider in chief...
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
pelosi put this nit-wit in that position because the other candidate was someone she was politically afraid of upstaging her dumb ass.

the priority for her is to protect their own backside instead of putting the right person in the right place.
So, do you dislike her cuz it's that she's a Democrat or a woman?
 

Reactor

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
3,976
1
Chandler, AZ, USA
pelosi put this nit-wit in that position because the other candidate was someone she was politically afraid of upstaging her dumb ass.

the priority for her is to protect their own backside instead of putting the right person in the right place.


Must be why Bush put Rummy in charge of the pentagon.