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Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
20,170
10,709
AK
There was a single Windows 95 PC at US Bank that ran the machine that cut open the mail and made an image of the checks folks mailed in for bill payments. It wasn't allowed on the network, it was stand alone.
I believe this. US Bank is the gov contractor for CCs and it's the absolute worst interface I've ever seen. I don't know why or how it takes so long for transactions to post...when on my own personal card I see it pretty much instantly. I would never in a million years recommend US Bank based on their CC stuff.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,122
15,198
Portland, OR
I believe this. US Bank is the gov contractor for CCs and it's the absolute worst interface I've ever seen. I don't know why or how it takes so long for transactions to post...when on my own personal card I see it pretty much instantly. I would never in a million years recommend US Bank based on their CC stuff.
I've worked at 3 different banks and they all scared me when you see behind the curtain.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,711
12,505
In the cleavage of the Tetons

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,122
15,198
Portland, OR
It's not so much an issue with the technology (it is still working), the issue is the lack of support. US Bank had internal incentives to learn Cobol trying to get the next generation of folks at least up to speed. It hasn't been taught in schools in over 30 years. And if you have ever done anything with a mainframe, it isn't a cool graphical interface.
 

mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
5,490
4,215
sw ontario canada
It's not so much an issue with the technology (it is still working), the issue is the lack of support. US Bank had internal incentives to learn Cobol trying to get the next generation of folks at least up to speed. It hasn't been taught in schools in over 30 years. And if you have ever done anything with a mainframe, it isn't a cool graphical interface.
Thanks for making me feel ancient. :thumb:
I used to code COBOL and a little RPG3 on the big 'puters and xbase (mostly Clipper compiler) on the PC's after they became a bit more ubiquitous. Gave up coding for playing with routers and firewalls. After a dozen years retired, I would be of absolutely no use anymore. And I am perfectly ok with it; I hated chasing damn periods anyway. :rofl:
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,122
15,198
Portland, OR
Thanks for making me feel ancient. :thumb:
I used to code COBOL and a little RPG3 on the big 'puters and xbase (mostly Clipper compiler) on the PC's after they became a bit more ubiquitous. Gave up coding for playing with routers and firewalls. After a dozen years retired, I would be of absolutely no use anymore. And I am perfectly ok with it; I hated chasing damn periods anyway. :rofl:
To be honest, if you can read and possibly write it, you can make HUGE dollars consulting. It is truly a dying artform.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,845
19,180
Riding the baggage carousel.

chuffer

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2004
1,799
1,145
McMinnville, OR
I always assumed those magazines were there just to employ the children of executives who thought a journalism degree would be fun.
Probably true, but at least the content was more interesting and it was written by entities that were at least arguably human.

ETA: god, i forgot about those in flight shopping mags! I haven’t seen those at all in a long long time. Hemispheres usually had (a lot of ) ads, but it wasn’t quite that level of waste…
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
20,170
10,709
AK
I'm fine with them transitioning over to free movies...as long as they are rotating them around enough. I'm in the middle of Dune2 right now.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,170
10,105
hail....wonder what the plane looked like

 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,406
15,178
directly above the center of the earth
hail....wonder what the plane looked like

A golf ball
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,845
19,180
Riding the baggage carousel.
Isn't that several hundred PSI?

I had a little bike tire blow off a rim at 20psi and I was frantically making sure all my fingers were still there.
Depends on the wheel of course, but yes. Certainly at or near 200 psi, and on a mainline aircraft, probably 3 or 4 feet across. Dudes probably got squashed like bugs.