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Should I pin the lounge girl?

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Drunken_Ninja

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i still have a chance with her because she said to me 'think then about what i said'... when i was leaving.

i told her i'd have to think about it when she asked me of my carefully avoided response to her statement 'i like to fvck' she said it twice...
 

Nick

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Sep 21, 2001
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"I have to think about it ..."

No worries, that was the last chance she'll throw you.
I'm sure she believes you play for the other team by this point.


Let us know if she asks you to go shopping with her.
 

Drunken_Ninja

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yup prolly long gone by the time i am already thinking about it. shopping with her? uh oh that doesn't sound nice. well to me she was the girl in arkyanes image right about then. She was starting to look forward to seeing us on mondays i guess. I 'll believe it when someone who doesnt work there comes up to me next time.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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This chic isn't looking for romance and quiet evenings at home snuggled up on the couch.

She is looking for a Fuk Buddy.

So grab a box of condoms, free base some penicillin and get to it.
 

Drunken_Ninja

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I think it's a crock of sh*t you can't provide pictures. How can anyone truthfully answer that question without seeing the goods first?
she is just average...not real hot, nothing sticks out about her. She is not overweight and she is almost tall enough. Not what I expected from a brunette though. alright it could take me awhile to get a photo. I will see what i can do.
 

Prettym1k3

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I think it's a crock of sh*t you can't provide pictures. How can anyone truthfully answer that question without seeing the goods first?
This is why I think we should ride together. I think we'd get along.

I was just about to type, "This thread is useless without pics.", but then I saw your post. Kudos. :clapping:



P.S.


 
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Drunken_Ninja

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Think that is how she is describing you to her friends??

You are so sending mixed signals...just go punch the clown and take a nap.
we were both so baked out of our minds when we met. I am sure I am already forgotten. My friend finally called me today and we both agree that she probably just wanted some of our weed which we both agree we can't afford to share. We were debating whether or not to pay a visit there again today.

If I want something to siphon my blood I will stick to the vampire sex bars as per usual. It is either that or convert this girl into something that I like to look at. I like the freaks not the hippies
 

Streamline

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Long story short, I have a good friend of mine that resorted to a Wal-Mart bag due to the lack of protection. In his defense it was a hat "Pin" and he found out she was cheating on him....
To this day he can't live that one down.
 

Drunken_Ninja

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Wait wait wait wait WAIT...
You can smoke WEED in Canadia?
Well I asked her about that whether it was legal and since when...it turns out that it is still slightly illegal and the cops don't bother with vaporizer lounges, they are just too busy. They said that in their entire history they had the cops at this place 2wice when they were called in. Once to remove a gang that was visiting there and a second time for a herbal extacy overdose. The second time the cops came in they saw what people were doing and just laughed.

There is 2 cafes (outdoor patios) and one lounge here in toronto where people smoke weed. The government could do something about them but hasn't. oh yeah for walking down the street with a joint it is a $60 fine, somewhere @$140 in a public park and if you have a half quarter on you you get 4 days in jail. (someone i know this year got caught)
 
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Greyhound

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I did leave out part of the story as well. there is a site called potpartner.com of which i am a member. It is a dating service for potheads. It turns out she recognized me from my photograph there and told me her profile. She is on my HOTlist already there as the most likely potbabe that i want to date. The dating service costs $30/month and we were thinking of doing without the fees. (i only have 2 matches so far so i am not ready to register) I knew her age coincidentally cause she is 25 and she has a birthday in december like myself. that is what i found out. She has a picture online which looks nothing like her i will find it
This is perhaps the funniest and saddest thing at the same time I think I've ever read here at RM. :homer:
 

Da Peach

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Jul 2, 2002
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this thread is really starting to lose whatever it appeal it might have had.

Just post a fake pic for crissakes.
 

Drunken_Ninja

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well I feel like a dirty old man showing up at the vape lounge with a handful of condoms in my pocket. I did however remember more of our conversation. I was intigued by her an we did talk about making porn together. With penile enhancement or without. I told her that it is posssible to just fvck or to fvck with a reason. I was thinking of getting a video camera when I go back to school + I already have someone to hold the camera and get the money shots...
 

jonKranked

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well I feel like a dirty old man showing up at the vape lounge with a handful of condoms in my pocket.
Were you wearing a trenchcoat, a derby, and have the other pocket full of candy?? Only then are you a dirty old man.


Even I've never been too high to operate a damn digital camera.
 
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