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Sickest Toaster EVER!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by slcpunk21, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. slcpunk21

    slcpunk21 BS is not a bitch.

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    Why haven't I seen this before? Ok, maybe I'm just getting real lazy lately.. but dang this thing is RAD! Me thinks it would work well for early morning breakfast before a ride!
    Does anyone actually have one of these?


    And here is what it does.....

    "All of us have always wanted a way to make our own egg-muffin sandwich in less time and for less money than it takes to go out and get one through the drive-thru. Well folks, the wait is over!

    Some genius at Back to Basics who was tired of waiting in line and spending all of his hard earned cash at the drive-thru had an idea for the Egg and Muffin Toaster. Which will change the way we do breakfast. (Whoever came up with this appliance should get a raise and have their picture in the toaster hall of fame!)

    With the touch of a single button you can use the Egg & Muffin Toaster by Back to Basics to make your favorite breakfast sandwich just the way you like it in only 4 minutes!"
     

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  2. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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  3. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    yeah... that thing rules... i want it :dancing:
     
  4. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    i have an egg mc muffin almost every morning with the help of my toaster and frying pan. its not that hard guys.
     
  5. ummbikes

    ummbikes Don't mess with the Santas

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    Laura, I respect that you hand prepare your muffins, the rest of us are too lazy.

    I need that toaster.
     
  6. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    yeah, it s a guy thing.. less cr@p to clean... :)
     
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    COmtbiker12 Turbo Monkey

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    Oh man...I need that thing. Egg mcmuffin's would be sooo much better for breakfast than poptarts.
     
  8. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    less crap to clean, more **** sitting around. what, you think the toaster cleans itself?

    my frying pan gets wiped out with a towel, thats it, unless i cook meat in it. its seasoned nicely.

    i hate junk, specialized appliances, the rice steamer, the george forman grill etc. they just take up space and collect dust. i love my pots and pans.
     
  9. slcpunk21

    slcpunk21 BS is not a bitch.

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    And you're a married woman. No wonder why :thumb: (lucky man! ;) )
     
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    COmtbiker12 Turbo Monkey

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  11. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    lucky for me tn loves his grill/smoker as much as i love my pots and pans.
     
  12. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    toasters need to be cleaned ???

    rice steamers are the future... 200 billion asians can t be wrong :)
     
  13. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    if you put an egg in your toaster, you will need to clean it,
    i've got a rice steamer that i am willing to donate too any less fortunate asian who feels it is a necessity.
     
  14. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    sweet... but will you pay shipping ??? ;)

    i reckon ya could get away with a weekly cleaning of that bast1d... i m a willing guinea pig to try one...

    sold out at whitetrashmart :(
     
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    What if you want to make breakfast for two? Oh wait, maybe some of you guys never do...!

    Seriously, looks like one more stupid gadget, more useless landfill if you ask me.

    Screw that old style toaster, you need a toaster oven. And cook your eggs in a pan. A clean pan for chrissakes...
     
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    Agreed. :D
     
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    Mallrats gets deleted, and there's a friggin' toaster thread??? Jeebus - I'm heading over to marthastewart.com to see if there are any real men.
     
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    sweet, definately would make my morning meals better,
    since i make my lunch and breakfast in 10mins then go

    now where do you put the bacon?
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Mallrats got deleted? Dang, that's just rude. That was a quality thread.

    FLY FATASS, FLY!!!!

    As for the toaster thing... meh, I use a pan and a toaster. OK, that's a lie... I don't really eat breakfast. But if I did I would be all manly about it and make the toast with a blowtorch and eat the eggs raw. Grrrr! ;)
     
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    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    best thread ever.... :dancing:
     
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    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    Umm, I'll be getting one. Thats the 2nd coolest thing ever.
     
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    RaID Turbo Monkey

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    with the 1st being?
     
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    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    My new Nano.
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    My rommate could use one of those!

    He eats so many eggs a day its rediculous!
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Eggs are a main food group at my house.

    :drool: oh God, that would make my morning so much easier. No more waking up 15 minutes too late, running out the door, and never getting breakfast. As long as my roommates don't touch it and break it. Last year my roommate thought it would be a good idea to use my plate instead of a frying pan. Needless to say I have one less plate, so I would probably worry about him touching a nice toaster.
     
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    KindredGhost Chimp

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    I am sure i don't speak for all men on the face of the planet... but i can definetely speak for myself.

    You sure said it... "it's not that hard GUYS". We're... I mean... I am lazy.

    KG
     
  28. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    its missing a griddle or something for bacon...

    I bought 3 of them anyway though
     
  29. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Exactly...who wants to get up and extra half hour early, pull out a pan, scramble some eggs, pour them in a pan, cook them, put a bagel in the toaster, putting some cheese on it...

    Too much work. I'd rather have the extra half hour of sleep.
     
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    probably the same kind of person who wakes up three hours early just so they have time to really wake up before they go to work.
     
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    ummbikes Don't mess with the Santas

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    You are just talking crazy talk now. :nope: :p
     
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    what was the mallrats thread? somehow i feel my life is incomplete.
     
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    me too, but...... oh well :)
     
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    wtf??

    I'd have to get up before 3:00 AM
     
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    Crazy Sweeper more COWBELL!

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    it does meat too!!! if you go to the site and "build your own" you can heat bacon right above your egg. This thing is awesome!!
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    And what goes better with this awesome toaster than this awesome single cup coffee maker? (Yes, you can easily brew more cups)

     
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    Toasters are self cleaning. You just wait until the pile of crumbs in the bottom catches fire, then put it on the porch until it stops smoking. :D
     
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    The Keurig systems are great. Especially when paired with Green Mountain Coffee.
     
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