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  • Come enter the Ridemonkey Secret Santa!

    We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.

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MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
**swig from cheap whiskey bottle, slumped in the corner of the room, wearing one sock**

Happy......birthday....to....*swig* me.....
sigh.....Happy birthday.....to.....*swig*....burp....me...
Hiccup/burp....happy birthday.....to.....swig....meeee.
small sob
Happy birthday....to....*passes out...alone**
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
1,511
58
Toronto
I'd say 'Happy Birfday' if I wasn't a Canajun.

Everyone knows, Canajuns don't say that...

And we don't sing that Gawdaam song, neither!
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,766
8,761
that's quite the seductive look you have on your face in that photo, mmike. newcastle unleashes the canadian man-love?! :clue: