[brock]

So my jaw has been wired shut for four weeks now.

I have an appointment today where they are going to x-raw and maybe cut the bands.

What should I eat first?

 

[JRB]

Not olives.

 

[brock]

Olives - Ick

I like Olive Oil though?

 

[Skookum]

robot? :evil:

just kidding eat Italian, mmm garlic, tomatoes, pesto, mozzarella mmmm mamma mia!

 

[biggins]

mexican dude. uhhh why was your jaw wired shut.

 

[s1ngletrack]

Eat a carmel apple

 

[RideND]

I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dizzert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry y'll Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk
How do you console my mom or give her light support
When you telling her your sons' on life support
And just imagine how my girl feel
On the plane scared as hell that her guy look like Emitt Till
She was with me before the deal she been trying to be mine
She a delta so she been throwing them Dynasty signs
No use me tryin' to be lyin'
I been trying to signed
Trying to be a millionaire
How I use two lifelines
In the same hospital where Biggie Smalls died
The doctor said I had blood clots
But I ain't Jamaican man
Story on MTV and I ain't trying to make the band
I swear this right here is history in the making man

[Chorus]

I really apologize how I sound right now man
If it's unclear at all, man
They got my mouth wired shut for like I don't know the doctor said for like six weeks
You know we had reconstru....
I had reconstructive surgery on my jaw
Looked in the mirror half my jaw was in the back of my mouth man
I couldn't believe it
But im still here for yall right now yo
This is what I gotta say yo
Yeah, turn me up yeah

[Verse 2:]
What if somebody from the Chi was ill got a deal on the hottest rap label around
But he wasn't talking bout coke and birds it was more like spoken word
Except he really putting it down
And he explained the story about how blacks came from glory
And what we need to do in the game
Good dude, Bad night, Right place, Wrong time
In the blink of an eye his whole life changed
If you could feel how my face felt you would know how Mase felt
Thank God I ain't to cool for the safe belt
I swear to God drive two on the sue
I got lawyer for the case to keep whats in my safe; safe
My dawgs couldn't tell if I
I look Tom Cruise on Vanilla Sky, it was televised
All they heard was that I was in an accident like GEICO
They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael
I must gotta angel
Cause look how death missed his ass
Unbreakable, would you thought they called me Mr. Glass
Look back on my life like the ghost of Christmas past
Toys R Us where I used to spend that Christmas cash
And I still wont grow up, I'm a grown ass kid
Swear I should be locked up for stupid **** that I did
But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph
Make music that's fire, spit my soul through the wire

[Chorus]

Know what im saying
When the doctor told me I had a um.. I was goin to have a plate on my chin
I said dawg don't you realize I'll never make it on the plane now
Its bad enough I got all this jewelry on
Can't be serious man

 

[brock]

uhhh why was your jaw wired shut.

Broke it skateboarding.

Landed directly on my chin at a concrete park, broke my jaw, a few teeth and got a bunch stitches.

 

[biggins]

Broke it skateboarding.

Landed directly on my chin at a concrete park, broke my jaw, a few teeth and got a bunch stitches.

damn thats harsh, good to hear its gettin better though. do they make you kiss on lots of women for you physical therapy?

i think finding some girl to kiss on would be the first thing i would do, even before eating. but thats just me and i am blessed with only a 2 track mind.

 

[brock]

Looks like it will be more liquids of some type.

They did cut the bands and I can open my mouth now (which is pretty cool) but it hurts BAD. It's crazy how your muscles don't don't seem to work after you don't use them for a month.
I can't talk right, and it feels totally unnatural to open and close my mouth.

Hopefully the muscle relaxers I just took will curb some of the muscle pain.

 

[pnj]

Broke it skateboarding.

Landed directly on my chin at a concrete park, broke my jaw, a few teeth and got a bunch stitches.

where? ballard?

someone a few weeks ago left a nice big pool of blood in the pool.

 

[MikeD]

How about a big plate of pvssy?

 

[brock]

where? ballard?

someone a few weeks ago left a nice big pool of blood in the pool.

Nope. Milton. All I was doing was a fakie rock and roll in the halfpipe side (in front of the clamshell), and it just slid out. It slid straight back, it was weird. I've never once had it happen like that. I didn't even have time to get my hands out in front of me.

To make matters worse, I was alone....

 

[brock]

How about a big plate of pvssy?

Hmmmm. I don't know that that would work out to well. I still have LOTS of metal and wires around my teeth and I have lost all feeling on one side of my face (including my tongue). They say it will come back in 6-9 months.

My wife may not go for it..... :mumble:

 

[MikeD]

Jeezus. THAT blows. Sorry to hear about all that residual damage...

MD

 

[Skookum]

Hmmmm. I don't know that that would work out to well. I still have LOTS of metal and wires around my teeth and I have lost all feeling on one side of my face (including my tongue). They say it will come back in 6-9 months.

My wife may not go for it..... :mumble:

My upper thighs are still numb from my operation. Kind of a weird side effect from laying on my back for so long. It was pretty bad at first effecting from my lower knee along the front of my leg to my torso. It's gotten alot better with time.....
Here's to hopin for some more healin vibes for your mug, and hope you enjoy that italian. :dancing: