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I know sanjay

Monkey
Aug 16, 2004
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The OC
does anyone else here run skinsuits. I feel like the less fabric the better. You know what i mean, In whistler i pulled 3 tenths off my time on A-line. I like to time myself when i ride. OK keep on giveing it to her.
 
T-Pirate

T-Pirate

RESPECT!
Sep 28, 2003
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Boone, NC/N. Greenville county, SC
I usually just get nekkid, throw on my favorite animal print G-string, then lather the rest of my body up in KY. Makes the impacts a little less hard, and the warming sensation of the lube really gets me all bothered in my Party Zone.
 
biggins

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
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andrew i was thinking about coming to greenville to check out your new jumps/dig on em with ya next weekend. i'll have the new ride up and running then
 
biker3

biker3

Turbo Monkey
Jan 27, 2004
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American by birth, Southern by the grace of god
T-Pirate said:
I usually just get nekkid, throw on my favorite animal print G-string, then lather the rest of my body up in KY. Makes the impacts a little less hard, and the warming sensation of the lube really gets me all bothered in my Party Zone.
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No no TP you got it all wrong. Before anything you must go to Rusty Wilson's trailor and get tweaked to the max. Then pursue in shaving your ENTIRE body. After this process is complete and you've been in a mad frenzy from being awake for a week straight then you soak your fully smoothed body in vasaline continuing to put cowboy boots on and hitting the DH trails. Thats where the real speed is at. Meth and Vas my 2 favorite buddies .
 
Curb Hucker

Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
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Sleeping in my Kenworth
biker3 said:
No no TP you got it all wrong. Before anything you must go to Rusty Wilson's trailor and get tweaked to the max. Then pursue in shaving your ENTIRE body. After this process is complete and you've been in a mad frenzy from being awake for a week straight then you soak your fully smoothed body in vasaline continuing to put cowboy boots on and hitting the DH trails. Thats where the real speed is at. Meth and Vas my 2 favorite buddies .
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ummmm :confused:
 
T-Pirate

T-Pirate

RESPECT!
Sep 28, 2003
1,780
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Boone, NC/N. Greenville county, SC
biker3 said:
No no TP you got it all wrong. Before anything you must go to Rusty Wilson's trailor and get tweaked to the max. Then pursue in shaving your ENTIRE body. After this process is complete and you've been in a mad frenzy from being awake for a week straight then you soak your fully smoothed body in vasaline continuing to put cowboy boots on and hitting the DH trails. Thats where the real speed is at. Meth and Vas my 2 favorite buddies .
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Word, I usually load up on some crank then rub one out at the top of the mountain.
 
Pip3r

Pip3r

Turbo Monkey
Nov 20, 2001
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Foxboro MA
hah. Well considering I lost 1 race by .002 seconds and another by .02 seconds this year maybe i should have mother stitch me up speed racer suite for next year. Or maybe ill just sport tighty whities.
Either way, the real expert on this stuff is mickey from fast-times training


ahahah oh man, 'too fast for fashion'
 
B-boy

B-boy

Chimp
Jan 26, 2002
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Prince George/Terrace , B.C.
I know sanjay said:
does anyone else here run skinsuits. I feel like the less fabric the better. You know what i mean, In whistler i pulled 3 tenths off my time on A-line. I like to time myself when i ride. OK keep on giveing it to her.
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hahaha, were you the guy in the red/white/blue skinsuit @ whistler this summer? Riding with sanjay who at some point looked like he was wearing a big red jumpsuit of some kind! ahaha If I didn't have an idea from this forum of the sense of humor your bunch has.... :think:
 
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