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N8 v2.0

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Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities
Associate Press | 5 Dec

CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!

A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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can they avtually charge them with that when they actually did not have the bud that they were gonna sell?
 

dan-o

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biggins said:
can they avtually charge them with that when they actually did not have the bud that they were gonna sell?
Considering the fact that the "street value" was probably somewhere around 4.7 million dollars, you know they will try.
 

binary visions

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Jun 13, 2002
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dan-o said:
Considering the fact that the "street value" was probably somewhere around 4.7 million dollars, you know they will try.
Sheeeot.

Dude, if that's what your local weed prices are like, I'm gonna go scrape my roommate's bong, and I'll sell you the half gram or so of resin for a cool thousand, okay?

N8, have you ever posted an original thought in your life?
 

dan-o

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binary visions said:
Sheeeot.

Dude, if that's what your local weed prices are like, I'm gonna go scrape my roommate's bong, and I'll sell you the half gram or so of resin for a cool thousand, okay?
I was just mocking the values quoted for drug busts. They're always grossly inflated. It was sarcasm people.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
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dan-o said:
I was just mocking the values quoted for drug busts. They're always grossly inflated. It was sarcasm people.
Ahh, you see, that is what the ":rolleyes:" smilie is for.
 

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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dan-o said:
I just can't bring myself to use those. Hence the quotes.
Mate unless you are a total neophyte at this internet thing you'd surely know that anything you say no matter how obviously sarcastic and outrageous will be taken seriously by someone somewhere. So god invented smilies and his children were happy. :thumb:
 

dan-o

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valve bouncer said:
Mate unless you are a total neophyte at this internet thing you'd surely know that anything you say no matter how obviously sarcastic and outrageous will be taken seriously by someone somewhere. So god invented smilies and his children were happy. :thumb:
:eviltongu

And so it begins....
 

punkassean

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dan-o said:
I was just mocking the values quoted for drug busts. They're always grossly inflated. It was sarcasm people.
I love how when they bust people for growing they weigh the full, wet plants with dirt clinging to the roots. Then they say the guy had 150lb. of marijuana with a street value of "$4.7M". When in reality after the fact he would have been lucky to have 7-8lb. of actual weed.

"Authorities seized upwards of 500 marijuana plants some as tall as 6". Police say the drugs had a street value of over 1 Zillion dollars! MUAHAHAHAH <raise's pinky to lip>."

I have seen this news story posted on other forums where the tone is heavily conservative. People were using this as an example of how smoking pot makes you dumb. That is so ridiculous, these inbred fools from Florida were rock-stupid they day they were born. :rolleyes:

I don't smoke pot but just about everybody I know does and has for years with little if any effect. I saw one of those vaporizers at a party the other night, that thing could almost get me on the bandwagon. My biggest issue is that smoking anything is just not good for you lungs. The vaporizer takes care of that.