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So apparently I'm a cradle robber...

Prettym1k3

Turbo Monkey
Aug 21, 2006
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In your pants
She's 21 with a kid?

The way I see it is that you're not a cradle robber unless after you two hooked up, you tried to steal her child...









...from a cradle, or course.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
My friend just managed to knock up a 20 year old (despite my recommendation to avoid it at ALL COSTS) and he is 25. She has the maturity of a 16 year old and he on the other hand is more like a 30 year old.

I get the feeling she was trying and he wasn't paying attention. It's all fun and games until the baby comes.
 

S.n.a.k.e.

Monkey
Mar 12, 2003
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N. Tonawanda, NY
You have to do like hockey, a plus minus thing.

When I was 21 I was hooking up with a 42 yo MILF so that is a +21.
When I was 24 I hooked up with a 20 yo, so that's -4

Since I've been married its been a constant -3...

JimmyDean:My brother-in-law dated a 24 year old Playmate when he was 36. He was my hero for about 6 months until she turned out to be as psycho as she was hot.
One of the best pieces of women-lore taken from a bathroom stall:
"No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there who is sick of her sh*t"

Marc
 

h22ekhatch

Monkey
Jun 13, 2005
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Portland
See, I knew this thread would turn awesome if I gave it a chance :)

I never even gave 27/21 a second thought. However, I do have my limits...one time back in the days of working retail this guy came in with what I assumed was his daughter (dude was mid 40's with a total tom selleck mustache, she looked like 16 tops?). They were asking about this and that and I went to the computer to go check, when I came back with the answer to their question they were in the middle of some sort of nasty pornstar tongue "kiss".

On second thought, it was probably her stepdad.
 

Jimmi707

Chimp
Oct 16, 2007
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Brisvagus Ozland
indeed 21/27 acceptable but more importanly how to put your mates g/f in her place...

you are merely Spontaneous

and immature is the word boring folk use for being spontaneous