[amateur]

I foundsa agirlg who wants to works out,,,howvers she is rathers large....she'll slim downs with ecxercise, yese? Good. 4;300sam sayts I'won't be alones anymore()*&!_!&

 

[DaveW]

How much have you had to drink?

 

[maxyedor]

You sir are intoxicated.

 

[chicodude]

You sir are intoxicated.

He is indeed.




Brillant

 

[valve bouncer]

Quality drunken ramblings there my friend. Approved.

 

[DaveW]

Quality drunken ramblings there my friend. Approved.

Good point... Just went back and gave him some (approval).

 

[MudGrrl]

this is hilarious

 

[fluff]

Quality drunken ramblings there my friend. Approved.

And that's an endorsement from a master of intoxication.

 

[douglas]

howvers she is rathers large....she'll slim downs with ecxercise, yese? Good.

uh oh

 

[lovebunny]

that my friends. is greg. he is known all over socal as king fvcker of hurricanes and half breeds

 

[valve bouncer]

And that's an endorsement from a master of intoxication.

And dildofication* *caution* made up word.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

i stabbed a man in the heart.

 

[splat]

that my friends. is greg. he is known all over socal as king fvcker of hurricanes and half breeds

that is quite a title

I had a Room mate in college known as The Hoghunter.

 

[dirtydirtysouf]

I foundsa agirlg who wants to works out,,,howvers she is rathers large....she'll slim downs with ecxercise, yese? Good. 4;300sam sayts I'won't be alones anymore()*&!_!&

ENGLISH MUTHA' FVCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT

 

[JRB]

Awesome thread.

 

[Ciaran]

ENGLISH MUTHA' FVCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT

What?

 

[fuzzynutz]

Are you trying to say you've found a fat girl to work out with? And you hope that by working out she will slim down to a boneable state?

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

Ah... I miss the days of drunken college ramblings...

only one short year ago for me...

 

[mackster23]

Are you trying to say you've found a fat girl to work out with? And you hope that by working out she will slim down to a boneable state?

Nah, i think hes saying that theres a fat chick who gonna work out with him. thats all. or i hope thats all, for his sake.

 

[Full Trucker]

only one short year ago for me...

And only a few short months for Stoney!








Just kiddin' ya there, buddy...

 

[reflux]

that is quite a title

I had a Room mate in college known as The Hoghunter.

Hehe, I had a college friend who was the wingman and didn't know it. For some reason, the guy always liked the "other girl."

 

[Full Trucker]

FT! Buddy, you're killing me! Albeit true (minus the college part, that was 2 yrs ago).
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113379&highlight=drunk

Daaaaang, that thread isn't even 2 months old! I was at least giving you credit for three but DAYUM.

 

[OGRipper]

Sounds like this was a post-hog-workout cry for help. I approve!!

 

[blue]

Ah... I miss the days of drunken college ramblings...

Me too. Especially when JBP deletes them.

 

[amateur]

Ah... I miss the days of drunken college ramblings...

This has nothing to do with college. Unfortunately, this has been going on for years.

Thank god nothing happened. From the looks of things I got in a fight with my fixed gear

 

[Changleen]

i stabbed a man in the heart.

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should lie low for a while. You're probably wanted for murder.

 

[reflux]

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should lie low for a while. You're probably wanted for murder.

Where did you buy those clothes, at the toilet store?

 

[DaveW]

This has nothing to do with college. Unfortunately, this has been going on for years.

Thank god nothing happened. From the looks of things I got in a fight with my fixed gear

hows the head this morning!

 

[amateur]

hows the head this morning!

Pfff...I planned ahead. I woke up fairly drunk.

 

[DaveW]

Breakfast of champions like this guy?

VILNIUS, Lithuania (AP) - Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit that they thought their testing device must be broken.

It wasn't.

Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per litre of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices when he was pulled over for driving his truck down the centre of a two-lane highway 100 kilometres from the capital, Vilnius, on Saturday.

Lithuania's legal limit is 0.4 grams per litre.

"This guy should have been lying dead, but he was still driving. It must be an unofficial national record," Saulius Skvernelis, the director of the national police traffic control service, told the AP. "He was of high spirits and grinning the whole time he was questioned."

Medical experts say anything above 3.5 grams per litre of alcohol in the blood is lethal for most people.

"A person this intoxicated should be in an intensive care unit, not behind the wheel," said Tautvydas Zikaras, head of the dependence illness centre in the country's second-largest city, Kaunas. Zikaras said he had never heard or read of someone being so drunk.

Sungaila, who was slapped with a fine equivalent to about $1,230 Cdn and the loss of his licence for up to three years, told police he had been drinking the night before and tried to freshen up by downing a pint of beer for breakfast.

Lithuania has one of the worst road safety records in the European Union. Last year, 760 people died in traffic accidents in this country of 3.5 million residents. Most were alcohol-related.

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