[sstalder5]

Seriously...?

I finally found it in the handbook after 20 mins of searching

2.2.22 WEAPONS on educational property

Throwing snowballs, ice balls, or other missiles at pedestrians, cars, security officers, buildings, etc., is prohibited. This behavior may lead to disciplinary action.

I also found this while I was looking:

2.2.15 Skateboards, Roller Blades, Bicycles, and Snowboards

Skateboarding, bicycling, roller blading, and snowboarding are not permitted on sidewalks, inside any campus building (except when equipment is being walked to a residence hall room) or in the vicinity of any academic/ administrative building, the Dining Hall, residence halls, tennis courts or parking areas which are currently in use, hilly areas, or other pedestrian areas except when the user is in transit to a specific destination off the campus grounds. If a student is found in violation of this policy – the skateboard, roller blades, or bicycle will be turned over to campus security.

Here is the link to the handbook:http://www.lmc.edu/student_life/security/files/Student-Handbook-2011-12.pdf

I'm sure there are plenty more lols in there waiting to be found..

 

[insanitylevel9]

bring me to your school and i will through a snow ball right at the dean for you

 

[Mr Jones]

Your school isn't cool

 

[gonefirefightin]

I want to know the guy that was associated with the "missiles at pedestrians" part of the rule book.

 

[sstalder5]

bring me to your school and i will through a snow ball right at the dean for you

The associate dean that sent this is about 6'8'' 300lbs. You're on your own there..

 

[gonefirefightin]

The associate dean that sent this is about 6'8'' 300lbs. You're on your own there..

she sounds hawt

 

[Pesqueeb]

I want to know the guy that was associated with the "missiles at pedestrians" part of the rule book.

Physics major?

 

[gonefirefightin]

Physics major?

you would have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out

 

[jonKranked]

only says snow balls. nothing about snow cubes or snow logs.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

You're in college and you're worried about getting caught throwing snowballs ? When I was in school I was worried about getting caught banging the Chancellors daughter.

What the hell is wrong with these kids.

 

[gonefirefightin]

things I did in college that I got away with

stole a campus bronze statue and placed it in the taco bell drive through wearing a bra

fell a huge oak tree outside the sorority house to improve the view

putting campus security cars on blocks

creating a ice skating rink in the parking lot with the use of a fire hydrant

getting my truck stuck on the 50 yard line the night of graduation


those are few I can remember

 

[X3pilot]

Future government employees that wrote that handbook...

 

[Polandspring88]

I bet those rules were written by Cheese. You remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother? We locked him in a dumpster one time.

 

[skyst3alth]

I bet those rules were written by Cheese. You remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother? We locked him in a dumpster one time.

Oh yeah! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I got out.

 

[DirtyMike]

things I did in college that I got away with

stole a campus bronze statue and placed it in the taco bell drive through wearing a bra

Do I want to know why you were wearing a Bra for this adventure?

 

[gonefirefightin]

Do I want to know why you were wearing a Bra for this adventure?

 

[IH8Rice]

^^ ooo fancy one

 

[Westy]

things I did in college that I got away with

stole a campus bronze statue and placed it in the taco bell drive through wearing a bra

fell a huge oak tree outside the sorority house to improve the view

putting campus security cars on blocks

creating a ice skating rink in the parking lot with the use of a fire hydrant

getting my truck stuck on the 50 yard line the night of graduation


those are few I can remember

I once pissed in the big coffee container in the University Presidents office that was set up for a board of trustees meeting. Well I didn't piss directly in it, bladder->cup->cofee decanter->rich white dudes.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I once pissed in the big coffee container in the University Presidents office that was set up for a board of trustees meeting. Well I didn't piss directly in it, bladder->cup->cofee decanter->rich white dudes.

very proud!

 

[Sghost]

very proud!

Less impressive than:

Would have been most impressive if you got a chick to do it!

 

[insanitylevel9]

The associate dean that sent this is about 6'8'' 300lbs. You're on your own there..

.... your point

 

[jonKranked]

I once pissed in the big coffee container in the University Presidents office that was set up for a board of trustees meeting. Well I didn't piss directly in it, bladder->cup->cofee decanter->rich white dudes.

tyler durden is that you?

 

[dump]

Sounds like a ball of fun at your school

 

[DirtMcGirk]

WTF, do you go to neo-fascist U?

**** that **** right in its **** hole.

 

[SacredYeti]

Hmm, didn't know a snowball was a guided rocket (missile).

 

[Westy]

Hmm, didn't know a snowball was a guided rocket (missile).

That is why we couldn't find WMD's in Iraq, they melted.

 

[SacredYeti]

That is why we couldn't find WMD's in Iraq, they melted.

+1 Rep distributed

 

[rockofullr]

Just find some kind of defroster for your dangly bits and you should be fine.

 

[ebarker9]

A few of my favorites in there:

"A person commits a Class I felony if the person
possesses on educational property a gun, rifle, pistol, or other firearm, dynamite
cartridge, bomb, grenade, mine or powerful explosive as defined in G.S. 14-
284.1.
A person commits a misdemeanor, punishable by a maximum of two years
imprisonment and a fine, if the person possesses on public or private educational
property a BB gun, paint guns, air rifle, air pistol, bowie knife, dirk, dagger,
slingshot, leaded cane, switchblade knife, blackjack, metallic knuckles, razor and
razor blades (except solely for personal shaving), and any sharp-pointed or edge
instrument except for instructional supplies, unaltered nail files and clips and
tools used solely for preparing food, instruction, and maintenance"

Grenades, mines, altered nail files? Tough campus.

"Drunkenness as a result of the use of alcohol is a violation of the
alcohol policy and is punishable through the judicial process."

Drunkenness not resulting from the use of alcohol perfectly ok?

"An Alcoholic Beverage means any spirituous malt, vinous, fermented,
brewed (whether lager or rice beer) or other liquors or any compound or
mixture thereof by whatever name called or known that contains alcohol
and is used as a beverage."

Thanks for making that clear.

 

[norbar]

Don't know about my college but I know that my high school coordinator (or whatever her official title was) talks behind my back 6 years after I left it and never went back. I probably didn't break many rules during uni because I wasn't very present on schoolgrounds It's not a job you don't need a referance from your principle for your cv. At best from select teachers. Worst case scenario you force them to give you one threating them with a snowball.

 

[Westy]

We occasionally have a department happy hour, in the department building, on campus. Approved and funded by the university.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

At Tulane they'd routinely throw parties at the end of each major testing block for the law and medical school. One of our friends there was "in with the school" and they'd normally give her 2 cases of wine before these parties so we could pre-funk. Made grad school way more tolerable, and I suspect is why I graduated with honors from law school.

 

[DirtyMike]

On the note of the "missles"...... that may be partly my fault that schools have to write it in that mannor........ We had alot of fun with bottle rockets and roman candles with unsuspecting pedestrians.