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  1. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    ...in the back of the building that my studio is in, and I saw something odd. There was a single raw green bean floating in the toilet. Just one green bean and nothing else in there.

    weird
     

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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    If you noticed it, I think it means you're a true princess.
     
  3. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    It's bright green, impossible not to notice.
     
  4. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    If you poop out a green crayola crayon halfway out your butthole you can make a cool picture of a forest on the bathroom wall with your ass. Then you'll have something peaceful to look at next time you take a dump.
     
  5. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    There's a fairy tale about a princess who has one pee under a bunch of mattresses or something, and only a true princess would notice that... nevermind.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    That does qualify as effed up. Canned, frozen, or fresh?
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Damnit, I sprayes the laptop with soda. I just looked in this thread as I am watching Harold and Kuar go to white castle, and of coarse it was right at the Battlesh&t scene. Damnit thats funny
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Drink enough purple kook-aide and it turns your poop really really green, no crayon necessary.
     
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    Fresh.

    It still had part of the stem on it.

    Oh, and the seat was down.
     
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  10. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Classic example of a veggie fetish twistophile. Make sure you keep an eye on your pets. An active veggie fetish twistophile can ruin the whole neighborhood. I don't envy you..
     
  11. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Interesting.

    So are you saying that the green bean made its way there in a non-traditional manner ?

    Sure puts a new twist on the whole organic gardening thing.

    I will have to look into this more.

    I'll have some time to think about it during tomorrow's ride. There is a 4 mile climd between DH sections.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Most communities have a vegetable offenders list. I suggest you check there for astonishing revelations concerning your neighbors.
     
  13. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Has this guy been lurking around the building?

     
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    If it'd made the complete journey, it wouldn't be bright green anymore. What you got there is the comparably rare male bulemic. Was anyone brushing their teeth when you strolled on into the facilities?
     
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    I went into a stall Saturday night and it looked like a guy skipped the halftime show and left the players on the field for the whole game.

    Flush your sh*t people.
     
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    although they were wearing ridemonkey knit sweaters
     
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    random fact 152: most of the time i spend on ridemonkey is shared with time on the throne.
     
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    It was a whole green bean.

    I present to you, the RM jury, exhibit A.

     
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    small butt

     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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