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  1. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    I have 1 more sitting to go. The face got a little distorted cause of how I had to stretch to take the picture. A good friend of mine did all the shading last night, and some one else did the outline (local shop the guy moved) Not bad for 110$....

    He also did this



    Points to any one knows what album the rose came from. It looks a little narrow in the pic, but next to the album it looks perfect
     
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  2. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    w-w-w-words cant describe.... (facial twitch).
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    YOu're going to be thrilled with it in 10 years...
     
  4. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Wow, that is so poorly drawn. Her arms and legs are out of proportion and her foot looks like a stump.

    You know these things don't wash off right ?
     
  5. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    You're just full of good decisions, aren't you?

    :D
     
  6. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Guess you havn't seen many classic pinups....
     
  7. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    i wouldnt get it, but you like it and thats really all thats important.
     
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    Why is she standing on one leg?
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    i dont know. these ones seem pretty well proportioned:rolleyes:




     
  10. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    For your next tattoo might I suggest :

     
  11. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Yea, but those aren't on skin, you have to remember that when you turn your body or mover your arm the skin on the ribs stretches. The proportions only look right standing perfectly strait with my arm down
     
  12. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Already got the dumb one taken care of


    Baby seal clubbing some fool!
     
  13. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    No, I've seen plenty of them. The right arm is longer than the left, same with the legs.
     
  14. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    hahahaha! then your artist is retarded. who the hell gets a tattoo that only looks right in the one position where you CANT see it?:rofl:
     
  15. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    no, she's just facing to the left a little bit if you couldn't tell.

    when my arm is down it sits just behind the ink, you can see the whole thing.
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    ok man. like i said before. all thats important is that you like it
     
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    My friend got a tattoo with cactus needles and India ink in her kitchen. It's still going strong almost three years later.
    In my honest opinion, I wouldn't get that tattooed on my skin. Or even drawn on me. But like someone else said, if you like it, good for you. Bad tattoos are very hip.
     
  18. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    i thought tattoos were a no no in the jewish faith?

    wrong?
     
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    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    They violate kosher law actually, which are actually a set of laws involving cleanliness. So while yes it is a no no, but it's no worse than say, eating shrimp. The torah also talks about doing intentional pain to your body because you are made in gods image and you aren't supposed to hurt it. The intent of the tattoo isn't the pain, so I have no issue there. The torah also has an issue with tattoos and idol worship (many ancient cultures tattooed images of there gods on themselves.) I don't plan on getting the image of my god, or any other god on me anywhere so I should be good there. (the great thing about Judaism is it
    's open to allot of interpretation)

    You guys need to go take a look at some true classic pin ups, or take a look at the back of a sailor jerries label. The feet are supposed to be small, she's not supposed to be super thin, and her legs are supposed to be a little too long. There are several styles of pinup tattoo
     
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    It's not the proportions - it's that it looks like it was drawn by an eight year old.

    FAIL.
     
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    some guys just like cankles i guess...
     
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    It's not the best classic pinup ever, but it by no means look bad, i don't think you guys are understanding how they are suposed to look
     
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    After seeing montashu back with a couple of postings, I knew it was only a matter of time before something like this showed up. I wonder why bother posting at all? Do you revel in this kind of feedback?
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I think you should avoid getting defensive - it's not going to change anyone's mind.

    If you like it, that's really all that matters - my comment was more on the post title than anything else. I don't really care what people want to get tattooed on their body.
     
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    i dont think you are understanding what everyone is trying to tell you. her limbs are all different lengths. is it a sailor jerry/picaso?
     
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    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    There really not though, that's the thing. I guess you're not understanding that like the shoulders and hips are at a different angle, I literally just took a ruler to them, the arms and legs are with in about 1/8 inch of each other. The lower left leg looks a little thing but that has more to do with the shading, other than that you can't even see enough limb to even really judge on length. I give up. though, you win i got a bad tat
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    THANK YOU! im glad you finally understand.:thumb:
     
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    This guy cannot be serious? Please tell me you're trolling and you just pulled some random pic from the internet and created this thread.

    If not, the tattoo looks like complete sh!t. Deal with it. The line work sucks, the shading sucks, the proportions suck. The tattoo just plain sucks.

    And for fvcks sake, quit saying it's supposed to look like that. Next you're gonna say the one on your arm is good too :rofl:
     
  32. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    How can you say line work sucks that has shading next too it??? you clearly have no idea what you are talking about.... the shading looks fresh not bad, solid red is solid red, the wood grain turned out allot like the gun and the light blue is healing where the dark blue is healed (from like a month ago), that ink has to settle in with the stuff that is healed.


    The one on my arm is some hebrew, it's not "good" but it's by no means "bad" it looks like what it's suposed to look like
     
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    sorry JeffKill but he is serious. this is pretty tame for him. he's usually doing something waaaay dumber.
     
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    I'm a tad confused by that website despite its many LOLZ.:rofl: Whats the scale progression? Are 5 hearts an epicly bad tattoo, it is called tattoofailure after all, meaning an actual good tattoo would get 1 heart? Or is it vise versa? I just want to be sure to vote correctly on how bad the mooshoo's tattoo's are.
     
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    should have given her an awp
     
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    Loren. Things have been going downhill for you. You should stop.
     
  37. TheMontashu

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    No way, that's the target rifle i grew up shooting!

    But I'm having too much fun! and I'm still doing well in school.
     
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    Glad you like it.

    But if that ended up on me, I would use any available implement, even a spoon, to excise that flesh from my body as quickly as possible, and then use the flayed skin to suffocate the "artist."
     
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    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Yeah, but not everybody is as cool as you. Loren is a good example of the anti you.
     
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    You are an idiot. That is all.