post it when you find out.
So I told my GF I wanted to break up with her...
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There is always COWBELL
Even if he wanted to...I don't think anyone wants a poster with holes rubbed in it where her boobs used to be...
I see come break up sex cumming
Maybe he knocked the bitch up?
OUCH now that would S U C K
Thankfully no.
No, that would make this entire thread reach a new level.
And your reply
"there are things about me you wouldn't understand, things about me you couldn't understand, things about me you shouldn't understand."
Followed by:
"when you're not around I wear women's panties and bite hookers on the back"
Im writing all this down.
Six simple words: "I'm not gay. But I'll learn."Im writing all this down.
Speaking from experience Im assuming.
look on the bright side, if she turns into a stalker you will have exciting and "sporting" days ahead of you.
I'd much rather just own a dog.
never under estimate the power of the pvssy
you must approach it with extreme caution.
let this be your lesson
you must approach it with extreme caution.
let this be your lesson
No, he would have taken the key right then at 2am if he was doing this right.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
Need a coat hanger?
I can't wait to see what boxxer post tomorrow - this could make it to the Ridemonkey best group
I thought it was "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is"?
No, just a tripwire on top of the stairs.
mercenary style, I like....
If she is knocked up, get her dead quick.... her being pregnant will stretch the belly skin all out and it will fit weird.
Paging Doc. Martin. Doc. Martin to the bedroom for emergency abortion.
Did she ride with you?
Why are you afraid of her husband? He's just an empty shell thanks to her.
Yea, but not street, just the occasional XC ride.
wait a sec.........you dropped a chick who actually rode with you?
its hard for me to listen to the constant crying and cussing when women ride with me, and then they go to the nearest cop and start complaining about rope burns and spiked drinks and other bullshlt.
and you had one who actually went out with you on her own will power?
its hard for me to listen to the constant crying and cussing when women ride with me, and then they go to the nearest cop and start complaining about rope burns and spiked drinks and other bullshlt.
and you had one who actually went out with you on her own will power?
You are the smartest man alive.
He can always find another less psychotic chick to ride with. We may be endangered, but we're not a totally extinct species
You're right.
With superglue in the lock, and the telephone dialed in to a phone porn service in Tokyo?
All this babbling and no pic of the chick.
Echo, you should now ban Boxxer
Echo, you should now ban Boxxer
Or at least change his username to "The Penguin" or "The Riddler"Echo, you should now ban Boxxer