[BurlyShirley]

And I was pretty hungry and all, about to order my favorite sandwich, the footlong cold cut trio, with lettuce, tomato, mayo, bacon and parmesean, when I notice that one of the chicks working behind the counter wasnt in a uniform, yet she was still handling food.
This normally wouldnt bother me, as after years of wearing one myself, Im a firm hater of uniforms, but this chick was wearing a sleeveless shirt and as she'd reach over the counter to get different condiments and sandwich meats, I noticed chunky dried up white deoderant cakes in her armpits. They werent flaking off and falling into the food as far as I could tell, but I was still a bit leary.
Anyway, my sandwich is about to get to her, and I say "Uh...sorry to inconvenience you, but could you (speaking to the uniformed chick already making my sandwich) just go ahead and finish my sandwich up yourself? And she, sensing what was up just said "Yeah, sure, no problem" but the armpit chick...
She's all like "What's the problem, sir?" in a snide tone.
I'm all "there's no problem, i just would rather have someone in uniform make my food"
..and she gets all hissy "Sir, it doesnt matter what somebody's wearing. I washed my hands and we have a system here."
I go, "Well i didnt want to call you out or emberass you, but I noticed that you've got dried up deoderant cakes in your armpits and you're leaning all over the food and I just think that's gross, so I'd prefer someone else hand my food, if thats ok with you."
People in line behind me are all like "Uhhh" and "Gross!"
She turns all red and stomps off the back room and I could hear her yelling and all this crap.
WTF is wrong with people?

 

[Echo]

Ahaha why am I never around when the good stuff happens

 

[Ridemonkey]

BMT's are better.

 

[TN]

HAHA!! You rock. But subway is gross all together. Have you ever seen the rainbow oil-sheen color on their meat ( i use that term loosely)???

 

[TN]

Quick Subway trivia---

What does BMT stand for?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Quick Subway trivia---

What does BMT stand for?

Well, it is Subway, so I'll venture to guess:

Bowel Movement...................

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

HAHA!! You rock. But subway is gross all together. Have you ever seen the rainbow oil-sheen color on their meat ( i use that term loosely)???

Mmmmm........ oily meeeeeat.....

-S.S.-

 

[BurlyShirley]

HAHA!! You rock. But subway is gross all together. Have you ever seen the rainbow oil-sheen color on their meat ( i use that term loosely)???

whatever. meat is meaty!

 

[mrbigisbudgood]

Quick Subway trivia---

What does BMT stand for?

Biggest Meatiest Tastiest

or

Bronx Manhattan Transfer

 

[BurlyShirley]

box meat trio

 

[SkaredShtles]

box meat trio

OMFG I don't want to know where they get "box meat"

"So, could I put my meat in your box"?

<duck>

-S.S.-

 

[Tenchiro]

Quizno's is the shiz, plus I have yet to see any sleeveless chick drippings on the food.

 

[BurlyShirley]

yeah, quiznos is real dam good. No chunks there. The local one here is owned by this old korean couple. they give me a discount when i go there cause I always sing "we like the subs" really loud like the commercial when i come through the door.

 

[dh girlie]

HAHA!! You rock. But subway is gross all together. Have you ever seen the rainbow oil-sheen color on their meat ( i use that term loosely)???

Oh that is just gross...I don't eat coldcuts but I know what you're talking about...and this thread is making me sick...

 

[LordOpie]

what I want to know is... did anyone in front of you who had their sandwich made by cake girl hear you? Did they ask for their sandwich remade or puke, hopefully?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Nah, no one really did anything. They were probably afraid of this chick cause she waived her index finger and did that gyro-rotating head thing. I was scared myself for a second...

 

[TN]

Biggest Meatiest Tastiest

or

Bronx Manhattan Transfer

close.....Brooklyn Manhattan Transfer....but I like Bowel Movement Txxx.

My old roomate used to work at a Subway....I think I lived off of it for a year.

 

[I Are Baboon]

And I was pretty hungry and all, about to order my favorite sandwich, the footlong cold cut trio, with lettuce, tomato, mayo, bacon and parmesean, when I notice that one of the chicks working behind the counter wasnt in a uniform, yet she was still handling food.
This normally wouldnt bother me, as after years of wearing one myself, Im a firm hater of uniforms, but this chick was wearing a sleeveless shirt and as she'd reach over the counter to get different condiments and sandwich meats, I noticed chunky dried up white deoderant cakes in her armpits. They werent flaking off and falling into the food as far as I could tell, but I was still a bit leary.
Anyway, my sandwich is about to get to her, and I say "Uh...sorry to inconvenience you, but could you (speaking to the uniformed chick already making my sandwich) just go ahead and finish my sandwich up yourself? And she, sensing what was up just said "Yeah, sure, no problem" but the armpit chick...
She's all like "What's the problem, sir?" in a snide tone.
I'm all "there's no problem, i just would rather have someone in uniform make my food"
..and she gets all hissy "Sir, it doesnt matter what somebody's wearing. I washed my hands and we have a system here."
I go, "Well i didnt want to call you out or emberass you, but I noticed that you've got dried up deoderant cakes in your armpits and you're leaning all over the food and I just think that's gross, so I'd prefer someone else hand my food, if thats ok with you."
People in line behind me are all like "Uhhh" and "Gross!"
She turns all red and stomps off the back room and I could hear her yelling and all this crap.
WTF is wrong with people?

Good stuff!

 

[Toshi]

Good stuff!

that smilie is scary when it stops laughing suddenly. i agree tho, way to call her out, heh

 

[Skookum]

Quizno's is fairly new to this area, i just recently found out i have an addiction to the Carbonara Chicken. ink:

 

[Velocity Girl]

I once had a guy get pissy at me when I asked him to change his gloves after going in the back to refill something. "But I have gloves on" he said. "Yes, but you just went in the back and touched doors, other containers, who knows what all with those gloves on. You might as well not be wearing them then" He put new gloves on, but was huffy about it and still couldn't understand why

 

[Motionboy2]

BS, have you ever considered making a movie of your life? I think it would be funny, but who would you get to play yourself

 

[BurlyShirley]

BS, have you ever considered making a movie of your life? I think it would be funny, but who would you get to play yourself

BMXPrincess looks like a boy now. She could do it.

 

[Skookum]

BS, have you ever considered making a movie of your life? I think it would be funny, but who would you get to play yourself

I heard a rumor that Vin Diesel is gay, so he'd probably be a good pick....

 

[BurlyShirley]

I heard a rumor that Vin Diesel is gay, so he'd probably be a good pick....

Hey, you could be an on-site expert for the sasquatch lovemaking scenes.

 

[Superdeft]

AHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA! That's one of the funniest things i've ever read on RM.

Quizno's is fairly new to this area, i just recently found out i have an addiction to the Carbonara Chicken. ink:

Don't tempt me....

 

[DHracer1067]

i hate subway. their meat tastes like **** and they just like let it sit out in the open all day and its all precut so it just makes it seem really wierd. but i LOVE jersey mikes. i have a serious addiction to that place.

 

[korked7]

BMXPrincess looks like a boy now. She could do it.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[reflux]

BS,

No deodorant cakes for me, but I had a problem with a new girl at my favorite mexican restaurant (Las Golondrinas for you so cal folk). I go in there at least once a week for dinner and lunch the next day. I usually call in and order the same deal, but I always forget my number because it doesn't really matter. Well, I go in there and see the new girl. She's like, "Can I help you?" in jumbled english. I'm like, "Yeah, I don't know my number, but I ordered 3 burritos with no beans." She looks at the bag that's obviously mine, looks at the tag, and says, "3 carne asada, no salsa?" I'm like, "no." She says, "Do you know your number?" I say, "no, but it's the bag in your hand." So, she starts talking to the cooks in back and finally figures out that it's my order. She finally turns towards myself and the cash register, at which point starts doggin me in spanish quietly. I let it go on for a little bit until I look at her coworker and say, "no se que esta diciendo, estoy seguro no me gustan los hombres." I kept going on for a sec just to let that chick know that I knew exactly what she said, but what was her problem? When I used to serve, I never trashed a customer in front of them and usually waited until they left to bitch to my coworkers.

I've got beef with people (everyone know that I think about it) that handle money and food

 

[BMXman]

Hey BS there are laws against what she did...I bet if you placed a call the the local Subway headquarters they wouldn't be to happy about it...a freindly message from one who's been in the food business for way to long....D

 

[Big E]

when i used to work fast food there were a couple of girls i worked with that used to go to the bathroom with there throw away aprons on and just come back with the same ones on and go back to cookin up your food.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I worked at Papa John's for 2 weeks when i was 16 and they were strict as **** about uniforms and cleanliness, plus everything really is made fresh there. I like that place alot.

Oh, and BMXman, I dont really care enough to file a complaint, I mean, my sandwich didnt get flaked out...it's just messed up how wierd people get and pissed when you call their BS card. Like today, I was leaving the store and some beast of a chick comes pulling up, takes a big drag off her cigarette and throws the butt out the car window onto the ground. So I go, "Would you mind picking that up?" real courteous like, and she flips out on me and says "I will" blah blah blah blah"
And Im all laughing in her face at this point and she's like "whats so f***ing funny" and Im like, "all i asked was that you pick up your trash, damn. get a grip on yourself" and of course she loses it again and people are staring at me...whatever.

 

[douglas]

I worked at Papa John's for 2 weeks when i was 16 and they were strict as **** about uniforms and cleanliness, plus everything really is made fresh there. I like that place alot.

Oh, and BMXman, I dont really care enough to file a complaint, I mean, my sandwich didnt get flaked out...it's just messed up how wierd people get and pissed when you call their BS card. Like today, I was leaving the store and some beast of a chick comes pulling up, takes a big drag off her cigarette and throws the butt out the car window onto the ground. So I go, "Would you mind picking that up?" real courteous like, and she flips out on me and says "I will" blah blah blah blah"
And Im all laughing in her face at this point and she's like "whats so f***ing funny" and Im like, "all i asked was that you pick up your trash, damn. get a grip on yourself" and of course she loses it again and people are staring at me...whatever.

why are almost all smokers like that, even here at work (on break) most of them bitch about walking 5 feet to throw there cig butt in the prper container, the other half just toss it on the round

they all deserve a :nuts:

 

[golgiaparatus]

Lmao!

 

[Tenchiro]

I worked at Papa John's for 2 weeks when i was 16 and they were strict as **** about uniforms and cleanliness, plus everything really is made fresh there. I like that place alot.

Oh, and BMXman, I dont really care enough to file a complaint, I mean, my sandwich didnt get flaked out...it's just messed up how wierd people get and pissed when you call their BS card. Like today, I was leaving the store and some beast of a chick comes pulling up, takes a big drag off her cigarette and throws the butt out the car window onto the ground. So I go, "Would you mind picking that up?" real courteous like, and she flips out on me and says "I will" blah blah blah blah"
And Im all laughing in her face at this point and she's like "whats so f***ing funny" and Im like, "all i asked was that you pick up your trash, damn. get a grip on yourself" and of course she loses it again and people are staring at me...whatever.

I don't know what it is like in Hawaii, but here in America peoples actions are no longer their responsibility. Everyone is supposed to keep quiet and not hold anyone else accountable for anything.

 

[TN]

Hey BS there are laws against what she did...I bet if you placed a call the the local Subway headquarters they wouldn't be to happy about it...a freindly message from one who's been in the food business for way to long....D

I bet if Jared found out, heads would roll.