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So, if I wanted to get krunked...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Serial Midget, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    What would I have to do? What all does it entail?
     

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  2. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    it's illegal in montana
     
  3. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    That ends that then, at least I can still ride a motorbike without a lid.
     
  4. Drunken_Ninja

    Drunken_Ninja Turbo Monkey

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    but why the hell would anyone do that?
     
  5. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I'm sure there are some highway rest stops in your area where you could get that taken care of.
     
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    elRey Turbo Monkey

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  7. Westy

    Westy the teste

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  8. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I may have to google this.

    edit: malt liquor eightball?
     
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  9. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Krunk came from a Conan O'brien show when he had Ice T on. They were talking about how certain curse words could not be said on TV. Conan said they should make up a word that sounds silly and use it instead, which was " Krunk ". Later during the interview, Ice T said ( I forget the context ) " that's krunked up ! ".

    True story.
     
  10. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Anyone can get krunk. The real question is can you krump?
     
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    ire Turbo Monkey

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    wait....I think I know....

     
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    Getting krunked involves speaking spanish and putting large things in small places.
     
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    RUFUS e-douche of the year

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    No, that's just what I was doing with your mother last night.


    HELLO!!!
     
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    TheTruth Turbo Monkey

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    you know, incest is a crime. :fie:
     
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    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I was gonna rep him, but your return was much better! +rep for you!
     
  16. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    krunked, kranked, whateva!
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Since it's a trendy neologism, I suspect that the first thing you need to do is to get either a 29er or a fixie, or better, a fixie 29er. We can attend to your wardrobe after that.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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  23. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    LOL!

    Damn... must spread.
     
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    Ahhhhh, mhmmmm. nothing like a Trendy neologism....
     

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  25. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I've decided to shibby instead. Thanks for the help though.
     
  26. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    simple, just get some lil jon crunk juice


    and after that either get a woman or some porn and skeet skeet skeet
     
  27. johnbryanpeters

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    Wikipedia: The first known use of the word "crunk" was in 1972 by Dr. Seuss in his book Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!
     
  28. BikeMike

    BikeMike Monkey

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    Krumping: The Next Big Thing in Montana