.....do you say, "here I am and there is my head", or "here I am and there is my body"??
So if your head gets chopped of....
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I would say.. "blaargggrrglegrlgelgrglegrlefffffffttgggggackackackackackackackmayonnaiseeatingmidgetsrgrglegrgle."
I fail to see what mayonnaise or midgets have to do with this.....honestly....
I probably woulnd't say anything since I would have no capacity to talk. Provided I did have that capacity however, I would probably be too busy wondering what I did to deserve getting my head cut off. Provided I knew the answer to that question, I would ponder what series of events led me to make this fatal decision. Provided I knew that I would probably be too busy regretting the fact that I had put myself in that situation. I would assume that I would have wished I could rewind time and not put myself in that situation, because I rather enjoy my life, and it would be unfortunate for it to end so early. I mean, I am a mere 19 years of age, I have much more living to do, so it would be a damned shame if I it all had to end. Then again, if I went out in a cool way that might be one thing, since I dont recall them still executing people by beheading. Well, at least in most countries, the Middle East still has their fair share of beheadings now and then. Kind of gruesome, but hey, its not my decision. At this point in time I do not think I am in a position to lose my head, but if I was, I think I would say, hey look, there is my body.
I would say, COME BACK HEAD!! and then lock tight my head back on.
Some people would have to begin by removing their head from their a$$. 
I would start singing (think David Lee Roth)
"I ain't go no body"
"I ain't go no body"
are you the reincarnated douglas adams or something?Polandspring88 said:
Nope. You just die. I have chopped the head off of many chickens and the body sometimes twitches a little but the head just dies. You can actually feel the life drain from it in your hand.
By the way, good going on the title of the thread...
burly, ur icon makes me want to vomit, what is it hahahhaha...BurlyShirley said:
There are less violent ways to lose weight.
There was a woman in France executed by the guillotene whose face was slapped in front of the crowd. She blushed and the crowd became aghast at the face's apparent embarrasment at the scene.hooples3 said:
A French scientist who studied the effects of the guillotene eventually found himself the victim of execution. He had an assistant there to record his eyes blinking which was to indicate how long he remained aware after "the cut". If i remember correctly he blinked his eyes around nine times.
This doesn't necessarily prove anything but it's interesting nontheless.
i love the History Channel.....