So..I'm in the dog house...with my kids

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  1. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    What else am i supposed to do when i'm off of work for over a week and it's too cold to ride? of course i'm not going to discourage the slightly dangerous idea's my kids come up with, especially when it has such fantastic entertainment value. :lighten:

    too bad the wife killed the fun and then got really mad when i told the kids, "ok...we've gotta stop now, mommy's a party pooper" and the kids started yelling, "party pooper! party pooper!" at the top of their lungs :imstupid::busted: :poster_oops:

    oh well, we kissed and made up but at least i got some good pics out of it :thumb:





    punk rock!


    :D :D

    edit: yes, i know i need socket covers.
     
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  2. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I don't think the socket covers are a major concern there...

    When I was your son's age I used to pile couch cushions at the bottom of the basement stair landing and then jump down 13 stairs. It was hard to do without smoking my head on the bottom of the stairs coming down from the second floor.

    Needless to say, when Mom saw what I was doing one day, that was it...
     
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  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Just so you know, you're littlest one will be on the cover of some base jumping magazine in a dozen years. She'll probably jump from the rafters of a football stadium dome at halftime.
     
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  4. manimal

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    yeah, she definitely has the guts and attitude for base jumping. it's scary how much my kids trust me :twitch:
     
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  5. manimal

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    i guess it was pretty tough trying to stay occupied during the great depression eh? ;) :D :monkeydance:
     
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  6. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Those pics are just awesome. As a parent though, I would like to see more padding:)
     
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  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You wanna see Manimal shirtless? :disgust::twitch:
     
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    rogue22 Chimp

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    dude your kids are pinners!
     
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    Cool.
     
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    i was just a spectator on this one. i was playing call of duty 4 and i kept hearing this heightened laughter from over my shoulder. by the time i turned around and saw what was going on i had to grab the camera. i kept waiting for one of them to get hurt but nope....
    heck the smallest one completely missed the couches and said, "i'm okay!" before she even hit the ground. :rofl:
     
  11. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    i'm pretty sure an extensive south forum search would turn up an old, heavier version of me that would fit the bill. i think i'll go find it just to give you good dreams ;)
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    awesome.
    thanks for the warning... you (or bogey or rob) shirtless is like spiders to dhgirlie... I won't be back :twitch:
     
  15. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    what..you don't like a little furry nipple LO?
     
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    I can not wait until LO starts his own children threads. I'll insert so much soft core porn JBP will get carpal tunnel deleting it all.
     
  17. deadatbirth

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    the pics of the youngest one are hilarious. it must be great to have no fear of jumping...she looks like shes having a blast
     
  18. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  19. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Priceless.

    My wife gets pissed at least once a week for something stupid my daughter does. My wife is a wuss and our daughter has a thrill gene from my side.

    After watching NWD8, my daughter decided she wants to take the trail-a-bike to Whistler with me this summer.
     
  20. manimal

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    i'm pretty lucky that my wife isn't too much like her mom in that aspect and she pretty much trusts me with these bad ideas. ie: letting noah put a ramp on top of stairs and jump them to flat when he was 4) i think it was the mocking part that she got pissed about; something about her having 4 kids instead of 3 :busted:
     
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    dont worry, they never grow out of it. shots from collegiate nationals two years ago in angelfire.
     
  22. manimal

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    lol! good stuff :thumb:
     
  23. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Wait, any wife should know that when she gets married and has children that the number of her children is always going to be plus one because of the husband.
     
  24. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    A couple weeks ago I was wrenching in the garage when I heard some demented laughter coming from the back yard. I go and look and my boys had moved the trampoline next to the fence, as had the neighbor kid with thiers. Said gromms were bouncing from tramp to the other, over fence.
    I said cool, nice work. A little later, wife comes home and loses it, gets mad at ME. I was like, what? You bought he thing, and now you dont want them using it?
    I did stop the older one from putting it next tot eh house so he could jump off the roof onto it. I guess my extreme parenting skills are lacking...
     
  25. manimal

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    exactly! my theory is: if they can build it and make it safely once, then it's good to go. if it's not meant to be they'll crash on the first attempt :D