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So..I'm in the dog house...with my kids

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
What else am i supposed to do when i'm off of work for over a week and it's too cold to ride? of course i'm not going to discourage the slightly dangerous idea's my kids come up with, especially when it has such fantastic entertainment value. :lighten:

too bad the wife killed the fun and then got really mad when i told the kids, "ok...we've gotta stop now, mommy's a party pooper" and the kids started yelling, "party pooper! party pooper!" at the top of their lungs :imstupid::busted: :poster_oops:

oh well, we kissed and made up but at least i got some good pics out of it :thumb:





punk rock!


:D :D

edit: yes, i know i need socket covers.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
I don't think the socket covers are a major concern there...

When I was your son's age I used to pile couch cushions at the bottom of the basement stair landing and then jump down 13 stairs. It was hard to do without smoking my head on the bottom of the stairs coming down from the second floor.

Needless to say, when Mom saw what I was doing one day, that was it...
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
Just so you know, you're littlest one will be on the cover of some base jumping magazine in a dozen years. She'll probably jump from the rafters of a football stadium dome at halftime.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
Those pics are just awesome. As a parent though, I would like to see more padding:)
i was just a spectator on this one. i was playing call of duty 4 and i kept hearing this heightened laughter from over my shoulder. by the time i turned around and saw what was going on i had to grab the camera. i kept waiting for one of them to get hurt but nope....
heck the smallest one completely missed the couches and said, "i'm okay!" before she even hit the ground. :rofl:
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
heck the smallest one completely missed the couches and said, "i'm okay!" before she even hit the ground. :rofl:
awesome.
i'm pretty sure an extensive south forum search would turn up an old, heavier version of me that would fit the bill. i think i'll go find it just to give you good dreams ;)
thanks for the warning... you (or bogey or rob) shirtless is like spiders to dhgirlie... I won't be back :twitch:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I can not wait until LO starts his own children threads. I'll insert so much soft core porn JBP will get carpal tunnel deleting it all.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Priceless.

My wife gets pissed at least once a week for something stupid my daughter does. My wife is a wuss and our daughter has a thrill gene from my side.

After watching NWD8, my daughter decided she wants to take the trail-a-bike to Whistler with me this summer.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
7,214
14
Blindly running into cactus
Priceless.

My wife gets pissed at least once a week for something stupid my daughter does. My wife is a wuss and our daughter has a thrill gene from my side.

After watching NWD8, my daughter decided she wants to take the trail-a-bike to Whistler with me this summer.
i'm pretty lucky that my wife isn't too much like her mom in that aspect and she pretty much trusts me with these bad ideas. ie: letting noah put a ramp on top of stairs and jump them to flat when he was 4) i think it was the mocking part that she got pissed about; something about her having 4 kids instead of 3 :busted:
 

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
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Bozeman, MT
i'm pretty lucky that my wife isn't too much like her mom in that aspect and she pretty much trusts me with these bad ideas. ie: letting noah put a ramp on top of stairs and jump them to flat when he was 4) i think it was the mocking part that she got pissed about; something about her having 4 kids instead of 3 :busted:
Wait, any wife should know that when she gets married and has children that the number of her children is always going to be plus one because of the husband.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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661
Front Range, dude...
A couple weeks ago I was wrenching in the garage when I heard some demented laughter coming from the back yard. I go and look and my boys had moved the trampoline next to the fence, as had the neighbor kid with thiers. Said gromms were bouncing from tramp to the other, over fence.
I said cool, nice work. A little later, wife comes home and loses it, gets mad at ME. I was like, what? You bought he thing, and now you dont want them using it?
I did stop the older one from putting it next tot eh house so he could jump off the roof onto it. I guess my extreme parenting skills are lacking...