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So I'm laying in bed last night

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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Trying to fall asleep. I have my eye cover thing on, head phones on, listening to the new Exodus CD. slowly drifting off into the morning and the next thing I know my wife is kicking me and yelling, I'm like "WTF?!"

"the cat has something!" she yells.
I pull my eye guy off my face and the cat has a little bird in the bedroom. it's not dead of course, but can't fly or get away. I jump up and try to grab the bird and the cat starts trying to claw me. I end up getting ahold of it's foot and throw it out the window.

the cat's looking at me like, "wtf did you do that for, I was using that?!"

:think:
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
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That wasn't very nice of you... the cat was still using it!

How would you feel if your cat were to throw your bike out?!
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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40
seattle
the cat has a cat door. he'd just come right back in.

i threw the bird out the window. but you knew that....
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
pnj said:
Trying to fall asleep. I have my eye cover thing on, head phones on, listening to the new Exodus CD. slowly drifting off into the morning and the next thing I know my wife is kicking me and yelling, I'm like "WTF?!"

"the cat has something!" she yells.
I pull my eye guy off my face and the cat has a little bird in the bedroom. it's not dead of course, but can't fly or get away. I jump up and try to grab the bird and the cat starts trying to claw me. I end up getting ahold of it's foot and throw it out the window.

the cat's looking at me like, "wtf did you do that for, I was using that?!"

:think:
Am I the only that is thinking how the hell can one drif off slowly to exodus?
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
dh girlie said:
Am I the only that is thinking how the hell can one drif off slowly to exodus?
when I say "I like metal" I'm not joking. it's easy listening.... :devil:


I wear an eye guy to keep the light and voices out. when I don't have headphones on, I have ear plugs in.

I suck at sleeping.
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Megan calls me a babe.
I had a pigeon for a few days, on my balcony,i think he was ill or something, he was limping, mabey the cat could have used him. To play around with, when you had throwen him out of your window. :evil: :sneaky:
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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That's not to bad. I hate cleaning up half eaten rabbits that one of the cats at work is to lazy finish up.