ROFL, I was just thinking I hop the storm blows some trees down, I slacked this year taking any trees down on my property.
So is anyone freaking out about hurricane Irene?
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Beer > guns
beer is covered. need way to keep said beer. hammers are awkward to throw.
Oh, didn't realize you were supplied.
Then go get guns.
As you know, besides couches and flat screen TV's, the thing most likely to be looted is your beer. Hell, if I lived near you, and I was sans road soda, I would have to use my plethora of firearms to hijack your supplies.
Better safe than sorry.
Then go get guns.
As you know, besides couches and flat screen TV's, the thing most likely to be looted is your beer. Hell, if I lived near you, and I was sans road soda, I would have to use my plethora of firearms to hijack your supplies.
Better safe than sorry.
All this looting and gun talk, getting me pumped for the real sh*t show..
2012..
Hide yo kids.
2012..
Hide yo kids.
You bring the guns i got the booze. We'd make quite a formidable team.,
I want in. No guns to contribute, but I've got a machete, a couple chainsaws, and all manner of heavy blunt things. And of course moar booze.
I'm heading out tomm evening after work to get my pops boat out of the water in Oriental--that right about at the projected impact zone. Won't get there until about 10:30pm. It's going to be a real hoot to navigate the Neuse River in pitch black with a hurricane on my tail then get the hell back to higher ground. Should be back home around dawn on Sat. One. Really. Long. Day. 
Not freaking out...just pissed it's gonna screw up the fishing for a few weeks.
Not freaking out...just pissed it's gonna screw up the fishing for a few weeks.
Think of it as a mission. Get er done...I'm heading out tomm evening after work to get my pops boat out of the water in Oriental--that right about at the projected impact zone. Won't get there until about 10:30pm. It's going to be a real hoot to navigate the Neuse River in pitch black with a hurricane on my tail then get the hell back to higher ground. Should be back home around dawn on Sat. One. Really. Long. Day.
Not freaking out...just pissed it's gonna screw up the fishing for a few weeks.
I have one of those big million CW spotlights you can swing by and pick up if it will help.
Looks like nothing but some rain and wind for us inlanders...I am dissapoint, I was hoping for some tree destruction.
Oh man, missing the line between tropical storm conditions and hurricane conditions by all of 10 miles atm.
I don't really believe in Zombies. Not sure why. Just don't.
you poor naive son of a bitch!!
I've had to make major modifications to my lifestyle due to Irene: I canceled a BBQ planned for Saturday, will make an unplanned stop at the local Costco after work tomorrow to stock up on this and that, AND will probably elect to take all my gas-guzzling means of transportation to the corner gas station tomorrow evening in order to top off their tanks with the precious sheikh-juice.
Life is tough here, but somehow I survive each harrowing day.
Life is tough here, but somehow I survive each harrowing day.
Toshi, be safe.
I'm almost on the line, but I am not really worried about it, it is what it is and there is nothing I can do about it, so why worry.
I'm almost on the line, but I am not really worried about it, it is what it is and there is nothing I can do about it, so why worry.
Strangely, I hear this often... Not sure why??
Bet you mmike freaks out when this hits his neck of the woods as a Tropical Storm....
Jersey Shore told to evacuate.
While I am never going to be 100% "ok" with hurricanes just due to Katrina, it would go a long way to square things with me, hurricanes, and God if he would just wipe the Jersey Sore off the map.
Do you think the Gov's warning also applies to herpes and syphilis? If the special breed of STD's those Jersey Shore fvck-o's takes refuge out in the real world, we won't need to wait for 2012, there will be chancre covered zombies pillaging the country side looking for smush smush and hair gel.
Never mind protecting the beer boys and girls, we need to stop this outbreak before it stops. I've got 70 some guns, we need to make best use of them along the border of New Jersey. This must be stopped.
Do you really want this on your front door step?
While I am never going to be 100% "ok" with hurricanes just due to Katrina, it would go a long way to square things with me, hurricanes, and God if he would just wipe the Jersey Sore off the map.
Do you think the Gov's warning also applies to herpes and syphilis? If the special breed of STD's those Jersey Shore fvck-o's takes refuge out in the real world, we won't need to wait for 2012, there will be chancre covered zombies pillaging the country side looking for smush smush and hair gel.
Never mind protecting the beer boys and girls, we need to stop this outbreak before it stops. I've got 70 some guns, we need to make best use of them along the border of New Jersey. This must be stopped.
Do you really want this on your front door step?
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New episode in 1/2 hour...........get ready.
In an effort to maintain the American tradition of one upping Canadians, I have sh!t myself.
Well played
During a zombie apocalypse you can hit people in the face with the blunt object of your choice without any fear of legal repercussions. You know this right ? Think of it as hockey but without the skates.
My yard is all yellow and Hay like, Was that Zombies? I would like to find something to blame them on so I can have fun killing zombies too. Sign me up!
"this is my phone... And this is what happens when you take steroids"
Keep the skates. It's not a hockey game until someone has been stabbed in the neck with the blade.
Skates ate not for stabbing. They are for slicing.....pfftt....californians......
Pauly said that right? That dude actually cracks me up quite a bit.
haha yea. i replayed that section like 3 times... it was too funny. then it showed ronnie sitting on the phone sweating profusely
him and vinny are the funniest part of the show. and probably the most normal (which isn't saying much). those two should have their own talk show. they could be the next conan / andy richter.
I was dying last episode when they were playing on the 8" foosball table. Those 2 dudes are hilarious.
I always love "worst case scenario" stories.....
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/26/hurricane-models-prepare-new-yorkers-for-worst-case-storm-scenarios/?hpt=hp_t1
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/26/hurricane-models-prepare-new-yorkers-for-worst-case-storm-scenarios/?hpt=hp_t1
Woot, I just picked up a 5000w generator to get through the storm
I am thinking I live far enough inland that I am not going to die. Which is good, because I plan on looting NYC after they all die. Is everyone in Boston going to die too? I may head there instead as I suppose the looting will be better there....
Thinking about hitting the coast for the storm surge..
This is god squaring things for NOLA. If Karma exists, DC is fvcked.
good luck bitches! Looooot more beeeeers. Make notes of the loose crap in your neighbors yards so you know who to blame when you find it in your living room tomorrow.
most essential gear:
beers
gas (seriously fill up now I wasn’t able to fill up for almost 2weeks after ike)
beers.
most essential gear:
beers
gas (seriously fill up now I wasn’t able to fill up for almost 2weeks after ike)
beers.
Yes a full tank of propane espodes much mo betta than an kind of empty one. I tell you what!
Phone call to my dad in the Bronx, knowing he watches about 6 hours a day of news:
me: did you hear about the hurricane?
dad: what hurricane?
me: you know, Irene!
dad: yeah, i heard something about it.
me: you better get on the subway out of town on Sunday!
dad: did you know the Battery station is going to get 10 feet of water, flood the whole system, electrocute everything.
me: maybe it will kill all the rats and homeless people down there.
dad: that would be a good thing.
me: how much water do you have?
dad: uh, 1 gallon.
me: dad, that's not going to be enough. you gotta get more.
dad: well, i have 10 gallons of soda. a two month supply.
me: did you hear about the hurricane?
dad: what hurricane?
me: you know, Irene!
dad: yeah, i heard something about it.
me: you better get on the subway out of town on Sunday!
dad: did you know the Battery station is going to get 10 feet of water, flood the whole system, electrocute everything.
me: maybe it will kill all the rats and homeless people down there.
dad: that would be a good thing.
me: how much water do you have?
dad: uh, 1 gallon.
me: dad, that's not going to be enough. you gotta get more.
dad: well, i have 10 gallons of soda. a two month supply.
everyone forgets to warn them. Happens a lot in underpasses near waterways.
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look at you talking all smart and ****. I havent looked recently but the storm looked HUGE and angry. did you remind everyone to pull out some cash? Couple of hundreded bucks JIC.