I want to be a rich self important jackass and whine about taxes and point out what the massed are doing wrong from my suburban strondhold. Anyway, I need to get my facts right and I'm looking for some help: I hereby believe: 1. Promoting birth control and condom use is a terrible thing. Those crack smoking hos should keep their pants on. My daughter is a little angel. 2. Abortion is violent murder worse than dropping 1-ton bombs on villages from 2000 feet in the air. Those hos should never have gotten knocked up in the 1st place (see above). 3. We must cut programs for single moms and their unfortunate rugrats because I pay too many damn taxes and it is and it is their own fault for being so stupid (see above). What did I miss?