So my coworker is wondering why people are commenting on her shirt...
- Thread starter dh girlie
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-BB- said:Well do you at least have any pics of you in that skirt?
Just kidding...
No...funny thing is...I'm just normal...I wonder how these idiots would react if I were some ragin piece of ass...
I'm with him you rockbiggins said:you are the :devil: . and i like it.
:heart:
Now quit hurting yourself and come ride.
Kihaji said:
Some of us actually want men to touch our chests...my logo'd t shirt today has fuzzy letters...
i like to wear velvet during the winter...petting shirts...
dhtahoe said:I'm with him you rock
I should get clearance next week!
I need to show off that beautiful bike!
bigginsis said:
HAHAHAHA! Sweet!
isn't it fun taking advantage of boys? unzip their pants (or allude to it) and their brains fall out!!
Yeah tell that to my co-worker who asked me to grope her 2 months ago and just about jumped out of her skirt 20 minutes ago when I grabbed her @ssbigginsis said:
bigginsis said:
They're so damn easy!
thank goodness they are so easily distracted...dh girlie said:
s1ngletrack said:Yeah tell that to my co-worker who asked me to grope her 2 months ago and just about jumped out of her skirt 20 minutes ago when I grabbed her @ss
Please esplain...
I always marvel at the fact that %95 percent of the people out there still think "it's a man's world" - yeah right..dh girlie said:
They should take this... :nuts: and instead of pointing up, he should be a she and flash some boobs...bigginsis said:
Well, if it's so darned fun, why don't you send out a mass PM to the stiffpeters of RM announcing that complimentary brain-slurping will commence promptly at midnight in the location indicated by your attached treasure map? :devil:bigginsis said:
i know right? they'd fall for it every time.dh girlie said:
i never said i intended to DO anything with their brains. i just like knowing i hold the Power of the P.llkoolkeg said:
Don't under estimate yourself QT.dh girlie said:
I"m going to make this short (or it would take 3 hours to type) - the chic gave me her underwear (okay - in fairness, I asked for them) - then came up to my office and bent over the desk, after explaining that she wanted to "feel (my) hands all over her body" after which we both kind of laid off - things were getting a bit crazy - so then, last week - she pretty much asks me to grab her @ss (long explanation) - after which she tells me "thank you" - seriously. So a few minutes ago I am walking by the copier (which is out of view from most of the bank lobby) and figured I'd, uh, grab it again (it should be noted that this sort of playing around has been going on for months) - and she jumped and was like "no, no.." I apologized to her, which she accepted and was totally cool - but I still feel like some sort of redneck perv. for having tried... oh well.dh girlie said:
biggins said:
dh girlie said:
Because the stiffest peter of RM is her own brother!llkoolkeg said:
But then again...they ARE from the south!
PRICKTEASE! Brains like guns, should never be brandished unless you fully intend to use them. I must admit, though, that P-Power is unstoppable by mortal man. Only your own cattiness and lack of sisterhood prevents you from successfully attaining world domination(or at least the US Presidency). :eviltongubigginsis said:
WestCoastHucker said:
hey now...I was just kidding...i'd NEVER kiss a coworker!
it's too late, the mental images are already dancing........dh girlie said:
llkoolkeg said:
Wow...we've foiled em again bigginsis! They think we have a lack of sisterhood...HAHAHAHA...and guess what guys...y'all are cattier than women...you don't wanna admit it...but it's true...guys are just as catty if not cattier than chicks...
DVNT said:
just go back in your penthouse forum archives...DVNT said:
Not to be crass - but short of the actual act it is fit for the Penthouse forums - I'll just say that it involved some very explicit discussion of body fluid exchanges, other female co-workers (no sh1t) and lots of nasty stuff that would probably give me a stroke if it were to materialize - plus a bit of exhibitionism and a bit of groping.... damn, I'm getting light headeddh girlie said:
difference between the sexes:dh girlie said:
guy bumps into one of his best friends, "hey this is my new GF, blah, blah" and leaves, friend is impressed and he says to himself I need to find me a girl just like her
girl bumps into one of her best friends, "hey this is my new BF, blah, blah" and leaves, friend is impressed and she says to herself I need to get that guy, and I'll slit that biotches throat to do so
s1ngletrack said:Not to be crass - but short of the actual act it is fit for the Penthouse forums - I'll just say that it involved some very explicit discussion of body fluid exchanges, other female co-workers (no sh1t) and lots of nasty stuff that would probably give me a stroke if it were to materialize - plus a bit of exhibitionism and a bit of groping.... damn, I'm getting light headed
ummm, yeah..........just take her to your place and do it already
Absolutely nothing...I'm rather fond of em myself...biggins said:
whats wrong with having a stiff one anyway there dh girlie.
dh girlie said:
I see how you may come to believe that, but it's not true. Y'all have the gold medal emeritus on gender disloyalty. It is true that guys will do or say anything to get a piece of tail, but because almost all other guys know this, they never 100% trust their ladies around their friends or other men. Why? Because they comprehend the power of the pvssy and that given half a standard deviation's chance of success, most guys would boff their best friend's fiancee if they thought they could get away with it. Boys, no matter how you slice it, will be boys...which boys realize and girls blind themselves to because of their reluctance to give up on antiquated romantic notions, e.g. that [their] honeypot alone- if love is strong- is just so damn good that it will be enough to satisfy their horny guy if they try hard. I hate to say it, but no matter how good the kitty is a guy may be currently getting, there is better just around the corner if he has the game or Machiavellian blinders to pursue it.
my department at work is all girls. the systems department at work are all boys. there is more estrogen in the systems department than in mine. more gossip, more cattiness and more gossip comes out of that systems office than anywhere else.dh girlie said:
lack of sisterhood my ass. you men better just be glad that we DON'T band together and decide to declare an "i've got a headache" night.
hmm...thats interesting...I've never had a friend go for a bf of mine but I have had bf's friends hit on me...even while theyare still friends with the bf! Talk about having BALLS!douglas said:
